Mr Explosives on board!

[AtomFireworks]

Hello guys ( maybe girls also?)

I am Jay, from Manchester and just bought a discovery 300tdi 97. I run a fireworks display company so may eject the odd bang or whistle without warning!

I am good with a set of spanners, aswell as a blowtorch! Can weld and do pritty much anything that will come up with my old lanny.

Jay

 

[Grimmer]

:welcome2: to the mad house

 

[lorri789]

Welcome Jay

 

[loudandproud205]

You have a explosives and a Land Rover I bet you is one of them lucky fokes with a nympo other half to

Some guys have all the luck

 

[AtomFireworks]

You have a explosives and a Land Rover I bet you is one of them lucky fokes with a nympo other half to

Some guys have all the luck

Wheres the " Like " button

 

[blue beasty]

:welcome: Not only do we have wimminses....we have CAKE!

 

[AtomFireworks]

:welcome: Not only do we have wimminses....we have CAKE!

I have some really big cakes, all be it I wouldnt like to eat one ;-)

 

[Mandy]

:welcome: Not only do we have wimminses....we have CAKE!

Not only wimminses and cake but also whimsies, eunuchs, nut cases, tarts and sweetypies

 

[AtomFireworks]

Not only wimminses and cake but also whimsies, eunuchs, nut cases, tarts and sweetypies

Sounds like I have joined the right forum then!

 

[Thor1950]

how big of mortars can you get?

 

[AtomFireworks]

how big of mortars can you get?

The largest legal size available to me in the UK is 16".

 

[Thor1950]

The largest legal size available to me in the UK is 16".

will that shake windows a mile away?

 

[AtomFireworks]

will that shake windows a mile away?

Yes easily, they are classed as Explosive type 1.1G, in laymans terms its the highest grade explsives category, so high on the list!

They are thin on the ground tbh, loads up to 12". We only stock 6" as standard unless something special comes up.

 

[Thor1950]

Yes easily, they are classed as Explosive type 1.1G, in laymans terms its the highest grade explsives category, so high on the list!

They are thin on the ground tbh, loads up to 12". We only stock 6" as standard unless something special comes up.

Good I'll need a few

 

[Muds]

Welcome to the zone Jay.

Reckon you could organise the next charity trip to the Plains , with a few land mine explosions thrown in for good measure , us defender drivers would feel right at home ..

 

[AtomFireworks]

Good I'll need a few

No problem! I will need to see your Explosives Storage Licence, Insurance and also prove your competancy with category 4 fireworks subject to article 42 of the explosives regulations ammended July 4th 2013 ;-).

Land mines you say........... I am sure we can cook somthing up, maybe also some immitation bombing runs? DODGE THE BOMB!

 

[lorri789]

sell me some bombs n ****.

 

[Thor1950]

No problem! I will need to see your Explosives Storage Licence, Insurance and also prove your competancy with category 4 fireworks subject to article 42 of the explosives regulations ammended July 4th 2013 ;-).

Land mines you say........... I am sure we can cook somthing up, maybe also some immitation bombing runs? DODGE THE BOMB!

I just need a couple of the large Ones to announce my arrival.
set them off at 0200 only 2 of them

 

[AtomFireworks]

I just need a couple of the large Ones to announce my arrival.
set them off at 0200 only 2 of them

You would be looking at jail time if caught with the fireworks we use. Only trained licenced proffessionals have access to them. In the wrong hands they are deadly, worse than hand grenades !

 

[Thor1950]

You would be looking at jail time if caught with the fireworks we use. Only trained licenced proffessionals have access to them. In the wrong hands they are deadly, worse than hand grenades !

How much for 2? and you do the job