Missing Mutt

sniff . . .is name is porky. . . .last seen in rufty tufty gaylander pub smokin er bunker buster ,ginin to im by the nasty slippy hat man, responds to the name porky , like chewin = pigs ear, eatin 10mm nuts, un worring pigs, pet hates= tratter boys, slitty hat man, yella, . . . .any infomation please post here , a reward er bottle er red eye fer return er the mutt. . . .

ive got him held hostage and i aint decided what the ransom is yet

ming said:

sniff . . .is name is porky. . . .last seen in rufty tufty gaylander pub smokin er bunker buster ,ginin to im by the nasty slippy hat man, responds to the name porky , like chewin = pigs ear, eatin 10mm nuts, un worring pigs, pet hates= tratter boys, slitty hat man, yella, . . . .any infomation please post here , a reward er bottle er red eye fer return er the mutt. . . .

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Sorry Ming, fink e was upset afta that Spar incident, I did tell im everyfing was alrite! e musta been feelin guilty. double sniff!

maybe we should form a rescue party like the sas only better,

dont be silly.
If yella has him - Yella mite make the mutt do a tv interview and then be decapitated live

who yella or the mutt ?

interview - mutt - decapitate - hmmm

careful, this is ming's beloved hound we are dealing with here. Surely by some unwritten code of conduct of the forum we should all gather round and offer him words of comfort in his hour of need, and join forces to gang up on evil yella till porky is returned safe and well and ming can smile again.

either that or slap him till he stops crying

Come to think of it, why dunt he just send up some space rocket technology and track him?

oh yes - words of comfort.....



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my leg is feelin betta already

it strikes me you may be evil too, and maybe an acccommplish acomplice acommplice ah **** maybe you helped him

so, is yella bluffing?
is the scabby mutt actually in baysingstokes, or even cornwall?

I thort it was\sprayed around the Gaylander.

careful, yella might decide to send proof ee's got 'im, like a paw or bit of tail or summint

Maybe we should get yella to post a piccy of porky with todays paper to prove ee really as got him

ok 2 bottles er friggin red eye[this is really costin me + all the worry] who's gonna gonna elp all the gaylander folk wiff problems. . . .but i have susspishions of who could switch his hovana too er bunker buster ,then kidnapp im. . . .one was seen lurkin wiff er funny type er hat on ,tother smells orf ****. . . . .nuff said

can't believe the badness running through this forum, I fort we wuz all spozed to be friends and stuff and helping each other out, not kidnapping beloved companions (unless anyone wants me doris)

we is happy frendly bunnies (except fur PaulB) but when yu had ya leg humped every time yu go into the gaylander - the enthusiasm wears orf.



plys clay porky shooting is FUN!

reet then minge, im sendin yer a tape recordin ter prove the flea bitten bastard is still alive, in it he says everything is fine and he's being well looked after, his voice sounds a bit strained but thats cos i was tuppin him at the time

Yah boo the mut is ded the ****ty mut is ded (probly).

Dunt believe him, I seen a delivery to the gaylanders of Porky Scratchins

yella disco said:

reet then minge, im sendin yer a tape recordin ter prove the flea bitten bastard is still alive, in it he says everything is fine and he's being well looked after, his voice sounds a bit strained but thats cos i was tuppin him at the time

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you . . . .you. . . .fffff. . . . .harm er hair on his head en you will pay dear yella. . . . . . .ok wot yer want then