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[email protected]> Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Thu, 14 Oct 2004 09:46:29 +0000 (UTC), Dave White
> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>The toerag and the vulva are both variants of a car with slightly
>>raised suspension and 4 wheel drive added.
>
> WRT the touareg, I reckon you're talking bollox. It's not in the same
> league as the LR, necessarily, but it isn't just a jacked up saloon
> with 4x4 either. It and the Porsche Cayenne (same platform) are in
> fact apparently seriously capable vehicles. Not to my tatse,
> admittedly...
We'll have to agree to disagree on that one then although me talking
bollox is not a completely alien concept
By some HUGE coincidence I was watching a home video this evening taken
on some green lanes in the Lake District last weekend. For no reason
other than it was a "drive your daily transport" kind of a weekend there
were 5 vehicles....
A VW Touareg, a Mercedes M Class, A Jeep Grannd Cherokee (old style) a
Foers Ibex and a 90. When watching all of them descending a pitifully
easy series of rock steps the Touareg and the M class were both very
similar in the way they handled. Very stiff suspension leading to the
constant lifting of wheels and horrible grating sounds as the centre of
the vehicle grounded out on every step. No matter what line they took or
how they drove it (and there was a LOT of ****ing about piling up rocks
and so on) they were getting hung up on every step. The Jeep, the Ibex
and the 90 drove down it without even thinking about it. These steps
weren't a lot worse than the ones you'd get on a flight of stairs BTW.
Unfortunately there wasn't a Porsche or a Volvo there to compare them
with.
To my mind there are a whole raft of cars that have 4wd capability,
including the Freelander, the Touareg and the Cayenne. They are great on
wet grass but off roaders thay ain't. Cars with 4wd is what they are and
cars with 4wd is all they will ever be. The upside of this is that they
are great on the road (compared to any of my vehicles anyway)... the
downside being they are "limited" on the road. A racing slick has almost
all the same properties as a mud tyre, it's round, black, has a hole in
the middle etc... but I know which I'd rather have in the middle of a
mud run !
The only people who would describe any of these vehicles as "seriously
capable vehicles" are those selling them or those who have bought them.
Unless, of course, they are referring to their ability to climb kerbs or
cross grass verges.
It is probably also fair to point out that the Ibex driver managed to
put his vehicle on it's side on the day but he claimed to have fallen
asleep waiting for the VW and the Merc to inch their way down the gravel
track and tried a more "interesting" approach to relieve the boredom
ps If any Touareg drivers out there fancy competing against me at the
next club trial or the next challenge event (Ireland, weekend after next)
feel free to try and make me eat my words !
Anyway, what was the original question again ???
cheers
Dave W.
http://www.yorkshireoffroadclub.net/