Landy Parking

goonarmy said:

just cos ive been a bit more carefull when getting laid Ive gotta park further away from a shop?Your having a laugh!

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Feck off ya jus jealous cos I int a Jaffa...... . although we have had the same milkman for years

Yup you should park further away cos you can saunter along enjoying your weekend, when we have to lug screaming little feckers blowing snot bubbles at you, who then 'don't want in trolley daddy'.......'want walk daddy'......'want dis one'.....'need that one Daddy'.....to every toddler eye level goody that Mr Sainsco has seen fit to display to encourage what the Coke fuelled advertising monkeys call Pester Power!

So walk a few yards extra and enjoy your freedom and all that extra cash in ya pocket ya lucky bastard (£180,000 cost to raise a child to 21)

Don't get me wrong I do love em

yu wanna tell Metallicachick tha - she is expectifying.

KTMRider said:

Feck off ya jus jealous cos I int a Jaffa...... . although we have had the same milkman for years

Yup you should park further away cos you can saunter along enjoying your weekend, when we have to lug screaming little feckers blowing snot bubbles at you, who then 'don't want in trolley daddy'.......'want walk daddy'......'want dis one'.....'need that one Daddy'.....to every toddler eye level goody that Mr Sainsco has seen fit to display to encourage what the Coke fuelled advertising monkeys call Pester Power!

So walk a few yards extra and enjoy your freedom and all that extra cash in ya pocket ya lucky bastard (£180,000 cost to raise a child to 21)

Don't get me wrong I do love em

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tie their fooking ands tugeffer and blindfold the little buggers. It worked fer me when I was brungging the EX's 2 kids up.


MMMMH having read that i begin to see why she's the ex???

I have a mother and child permit and a police permit, neither are mine though. Haven't used them yet!

redhand said:

tie their fooking ands tugeffer and blindfold the little buggers. It worked fer me when I was brungging the EX's 2 kids up.


MMMMH having read that i begin to see why she's the ex???

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My Mrs wont let me use restraining devices, still think I should patent the Velcro romper suit though, to stick the little feckers to the carpet....won't be able to shove biscuits in the DVD player then

KTMRider said:

Feck off ya jus jealous cos I int a Jaffa...... . although we have had the same milkman for years

Yup you should park further away cos you can saunter along enjoying your weekend, when we have to lug screaming little feckers blowing snot bubbles at you, who then 'don't want in trolley daddy'.......'want walk daddy'......'want dis one'.....'need that one Daddy'.....to every toddler eye level goody that Mr Sainsco has seen fit to display to encourage what the Coke fuelled advertising monkeys call Pester Power!

So walk a few yards extra and enjoy your freedom and all that extra cash in ya pocket ya lucky bastard (£180,000 cost to raise a child to 21)

Don't get me wrong I do love em

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Think ill park further away actually.its a bit quieter over there away from the parent and kiddie spaces.......