Land Rover owner with wife for sale

Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

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Good one!

Ill give you £1k for it

Is that legal?

If you want I'll have a go with your wife for you as long as shes not a munter, if you're not up to the job

I'll give you half a mars bar. It's likely to be the only offer you get before this gets removed.

top-cat said:

Ill give you £1k for it

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You desperate or summink?

any chance of a testdrive?

DomsDefender said:

Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

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Lol ...you clearly bought the wrong model

What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

wattfield said:

What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

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Oi, there's a batting order, get in line

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does she backfire on the over run?......much smoke from the rear exhaust? always able to start her? even in the morning when the fuel tank is really full.........

DomsDefender said:

I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

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They must have brought tears to her eyes

Think I'll give it a miss this time but welcome to the mad place

blue beasty said:

Is that legal?

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Surely not? He hasn't posted fifty times

sale or return ,can you deliver welcome to the forum

:welcome2: you'll fit right in here!

Think he was a one post wonder and when his spam was changed he bolted.

Id say he's more likely just had his PC shoved up his arse for trying to sell his wife lol

Fantastic!