Land Rover Mountain Bikes

Good heffernin M'lud!


Oooh! are we still alowd to say heffernin, or will the lycra ladies ger upset?

the puff boys have gone quiet must be past their bedtimes

redhand said:

I do believe I touched a nerve. and as for people been dyslexic, what the feck is STFU or twunt supposed to be? I know there's no such words in the English language. Oh and I think you'll find it's "pedophile." If your going to campaign for real English. The least you could do is learn to spell.

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Wasn't that your aim?

STFU is an abbreviation.
Twunt is just an insult, theres a few Im sure you know that you won't find in a dictionary.
It can also be spelt "paedophile". It was a typo.

Two sentences for one statement? Sure that's not meant to be a comma?
Your grammar ain't so good either

DigDug said:

Wasn't that your aim?

STFU is an abbreviation.
Twunt is just an insult, theres a few Im sure you know that you won't find in a dictionary.
It can also be spelt "paedophile". It was a typo.

Two sentences for one statement? Sure that's not meant to be a comma?
Your grammar ain't so good either

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SSSHHHHhhh!

quiet !

yer can hear his bottom lip wobblin

Yeh, perhaps I should go to bed

DigDug said:

Yeh, perhaps I should go to bed

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Why ?, Has mummy got coco and cookie's ready for you ?

Aye off yer go !

Give yer mate "TomE the ****" a peck on his forehead when yer snuggle up !

retsgom said:

Why ?, Has mummy got coco and cookie's ready for you ?

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Custard creams actually.

DigDug said:

Custard creams actually.

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Oh how sweet, now you toddle off to bye bye land and try not to wet the bed tonight.

DigDug said:

Custard creams actually.

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never bin so insulted

bit of an arf arsed attempt wurnt it ?

mondo said:

never bin so insulted

bit of an arf arsed attempt wurnt it ?

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Thats the trouble with youth today, no class!!!!!

mondo said:

never bin so insulted

bit of an arf arsed attempt wurnt it ?

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It wasn't an insult, it's the truth

DigDug said:

Your grammar ain't so good either

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Isn't, not ain't. See me after school boy.

DigDug said:

It wasn't an insult, it's the truth

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S'That the best yer can do ?

Oway make an effort youth!

come walzin in wi yer chest puffed out yer and yer shaved legs tellin us how the feckin spell wurds.

mondo said:

S'That the best yer can do ?

Oway make an effort youth!

come walzin in wi yer chest puffed out yer and yer shaved legs tellin us how the feckin spell wurds.

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No backbone these juvaniles,

retsgom said:

No backbone these juvaniles,

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No dick either I'll bet his balls are still tucked up under his diaphragm, and he squeals like a girl when he shouts.

redhand said:

and he squeals like a girl when goes over bumps on his "PUSHBIKE"

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Ouch! pass the vaseline!

Bluddy 'ell, missed all that! Well, I doubt we'll see much of TomE again. Not cos' he's just 'come out', just cos his 'chums' are all such tossers!

Right, no-one mention bicycles again FFS, the ladies in lycra must have webcrawlers..........that or ears bigger than their sad old stretched chuffs!

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