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She does, I promise she really does!!

We are looking to move out of the stupid house price area we are currently in (as we can't afford to get a bigger place now the kids are growing rapidly) and move West to the Hampshire/Wiltshire border neck of the woods wher ethings are a lot cheaper than Surrey.....

She has already worked out how much we could potnetially make on our sale and has earmarked a proportion of that for a (new to us) Defender 110 Double Cab....oh and I am allowed to buy some new tools etc to maintain it....the rest can go on a house - but she insists she gets a 110 DC first, even if it means we have less of a deposit for a new place! Love her!

She has even agreed to marry me later this year - well, when I say agree....it was more like this:

(I get home from work)
Me: Hey titich I'm home
Her: Hey Guess what?
Me: What?
Her: We're going to get married in December OK?
Me: Errr??
Her: Oh it's all mostly booked, we'll do it on the Isle of Wight
Me: Errr??
Her: Yep, 17th, 2pm, make sure you're there.
Me: Errr....OK?

Got any more of that unicorn dung? Brings my roses on a treat.

I found out I was getting married in a similar way. A mate was rooting among our bookshelves and piped up: I didn't know you were getting married. I said WTF are you on about? He replied: well, I assume you knew. The plans are all in this book on psychology. She must have hidden them there knowing I'd have no truck with such mumbo-jumbo. Challenged her the next day and she said she assumed we would get married one day. Well, yes, I replied, one day, certainly. In the future, when I have got some more funds together [and lost the will to live].
 
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