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who u calling a cockerney ?

you yer prick

ya still think i is one dunt ya

bless

a prick or a cockerney???

yes and no

oh yer so hurtfull

and to think i offered to pick yer lid thingy up

gotta good mind to retract me vote fer ya now

no i never worked for lookers saab at all mate! so yer got a bit of a software upgrade in yer ecu that ony costs the stealers 68+vat for yet you paid how much??? much have had a major change of lifestyle be in the market from a saab to a lambo in the past 3 years,?

Nope the Hirsch upgrade was FREE from Lookers who at the time where a client of mine so cant comment on the official upgrade price that others may pay.

As for the lifestyle, yes things improved significantly over the past 2 years business wise, its just now i had the time to choose and disposable income to splash out on a new car.

As for Ferrari i agree they are very good to drive but they cannot be used as a daily motor where the Porsche can.
One of my clients has a new F430 Spider which is out of this world but again he only uses it at the weekend, i couldnt justify spending that amount of cash on a car to only drive it maybe twice a week.

As for the trip to the Ring i was originally invited by Mercedes to do a track day in August but couldnt make it and gave the invite to a mate and to return the favour he got me onto a Porsche day.

Love the drug dealer comment, my neighbours when i moved to Cheshire thought exactly the same thing.

kinell, i never knew someone could come out with so much bull**** in one thread

DK17 said:

kinell, i never knew someone could come out with so much bull**** in one thread

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See this is the standard you are now expected to reach

im far too busy, gotta go and pick up my new leer jet and then have a race round mars with my mates....

DK17 said:

im far too busy, gotta go and pick up my new leer jet and then have a race round mars with my mates....

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you int fookin ming yur know

^^^ do i look like ming, no
i didnt say that i was either?

DK17 said:

^^^ do i look like ming, no
i didnt say that i was either?

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hey sorry DK i thought you were a bloke, didnt realise till i saw yer pic that your a girl, ya should have mentioned that before then we'd have made an allowance for most of the nonsense you've been speaken ere

DK17 said:

i didnt say that i was either?

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Aye ye did.....kind of...

I dont know if this has been done before, so if it has who cares,
just post a pic of your self in this ere thread

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or ye could just read this page.....

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f37/post-yer-mug-44491-8.html

So does that means yer one ugly woman then?

pffft, what do you think?

Wahey, s'Dikwad. Evenin'. Reckon yer boyfrend were in t'other day. You wuz MADE fer eachother.

you fail to realise that im not a fag

not a failure Dik, jest dunt give a munkees abart yer wizards sleeve ovva ringer.