i'm looking for a weekend away

alright, i'm looking for a place to take my landrover for te weekend ie north wales would like to stay in a cottage etc etc will be 4 of us so if anybody knows of anywhere preff with off road access plz shout up cheers

Yella's got some space in his shed.
........behind the golf clubs.........

i thought he were off delivering bits for "cheap rates" at weekends

yella said:

i thought he were off delivering bits for "cheap rates" at weekends

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na that `ll be your mate nobber your gettin confused wiff

ey oop, hes off agin

Maybe he's got a "free" delivery in North Wales and thought he'd make a weekend of it?

is it just you 2 talking on here or is there normal people instead of dicks!!!!! so wot if i put a thread up what are you going to do about it?**** takers u **** off

OOOOOOHHHHH Dus yer mind not swearing on ere. We has a strict policy on swearing and it jus int fooking done. so stop bin a coont yer fooking twart.

series3hybrid said:

is it just you 2 talking on here or is there normal people instead of dicks!!!!! so wot if i put a thread up what are you going to do about it?**** takers u **** off

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I;m afraid there are mostly normal people as opposed to dicks, so you might want to go somewhere that you feel a bit more at home. We wouldn't mind, honest.

i'l help carry ur bags if thats quicker?

I ope yu int counting yersen among the normal peoples group yer web fingered pasty munching freak.

Oi i resemble that remark Pikey, i int a freak, we is ALL like that down ere!

tossers

series3hybrid said:

tossers

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No the TOSSERS is too far sarf to be any use ter yu. and anyway they spend more time in the pub then they do out on the lanes.

Int he more C*U*N*T*S territory?

redhand said:

anyway they spend more time in the pub then they do out on the lanes.

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Sumtimes.................an' yer point is?

T*O*S*S*E*Rs luvs boozers.

Grippa said:

Sumtimes.................an' yer point is?

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He wants a whole weekend away. He'd be rat arsed on the 1st day. Anyhow I think he mentioned summat about cottaging. So probably best not to invite him along.

odenne said:

Int he more C*U*N*T*S territory?

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I thought so. But he asked fer the tossers.

redhand said:

Anyhow I think he mentioned summat about cottaging.

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Definitely more C*U*N*T*S material then.