I would just like to say

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Is like Sir Tom likes to say.. Snot unusual.
The three I am 'Donk' to ain't mine I admit, I do find them a trial.
Everything is irritating. From the lack of pees and queues, the dropped tees and glottal stops, the chamming, the noise, the squinnying, the amazingly mind numbing crap they have running constantly on their goddamn gadgets even when they aren't looking at the flipping things and lastly they have absolutely no respect for my STUFF!
There's prolly more, but that's what comes to mind.. :)

Nuffin wrong with your wiring at all matey.
You paint a wonderful picture of the most undesirable features in the 'modern' child. I feel for you.
 
... that this little rascal is 10 years old today. My grandson Jacob Ethan Clarke.
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I don't think there is an issue with you but their behaviour. I am the same I dislike being near children for a length of time. Why I seek out venues for 18+ when I go out. I was out once in a pub having a drink and some child came and put their fingers in my drink. Did the mother bring me another pint?? Nope.
What a shame!

that you didn't knock it over in shock.
All over said kid!
I would have done and demanded the parent bought me a new drink to replace the one her kid pulled over him/herself. ;)🤣
 
W in tears this morning.
Cos it is so cold and of all the blasted room thermostats the house came with very few are working now.:(
Needless to say they are all ridiculously, over-complex bits of utter poop.
So I got shouted at as she wants a shower and the bath room with the shower in is cold. 9 degs C. So I put the heat up in it. the other bathroom is one where the stat no longer works.
I have replaced two of the stats as the rest were OK or unnecessary, but the more important ones have now also gone on the blink, quite literally they just click on-off. Went to make a cup of coffee a minute ago and the one in the kitchen/utility which was working until I looked today, is also fubar.

RANT!!!

Replacements were €40 each last time we got a pair and that was a few years ago. So lord knows what they'll cost now. :(

We'll replace a couple more with proper stupid replacements then I'll look for more conventional on-off type ones.

Why oh flipping why does all this poop have to happen when manufacturers make stuff? Stats aren't rocket science. The one in the hall of our UK house dates back to 1984 and still does the job. I could do with about 5 or 6 of those!

The thing is we only need the heating for a short time each year, so the rest of the time we concetrate on other stuff. and the log stove heats most of the house well and the lounge/diner brilliantly. But it is exceptionally cold at the mo.
 
W in tears this morning.
Cos it is so cold and of all the blasted room thermostats the house came with very few are working now.:(
Needless to say they are all ridiculously, over-complex bits of utter poop.
So I got shouted at as she wants a shower and the bath room with the shower in is cold. 9 degs C. So I put the heat up in it. the other bathroom is one where the stat no longer works.
I have replaced two of the stats as the rest were OK or unnecessary, but the more important ones have now also gone on the blink, quite literally they just click on-off. Went to make a cup of coffee a minute ago and the one in the kitchen/utility which was working until I looked today, is also fubar.

RANT!!!

Replacements were €40 each last time we got a pair and that was a few years ago. So lord knows what they'll cost now. :(

We'll replace a couple more with proper stupid replacements then I'll look for more conventional on-off type ones.

Why oh flipping why does all this poop have to happen when manufacturers make stuff? Stats aren't rocket science. The one in the hall of our UK house dates back to 1984 and still does the job. I could do with about 5 or 6 of those!

The thing is we only need the heating for a short time each year, so the rest of the time we concetrate on other stuff. and the log stove heats most of the house well and the lounge/diner brilliantly. But it is exceptionally cold at the mo.
Are thay digital with programs and time zones if so I would get the analogue one's with the dialer
 
... This is the new mower. WEB WER460ES Classic 46cm (18") Self Propelled Electric Start Petrol Lawn Mower.

As sold by them direct, ToolStation & Screwfix I think. £400.

About 35-40 mins to assemble (while I put its battery on charge).
Put oil & petrol in it and pulled the pull-start with ignition off a few times to get some oil moving round.
Engaged the OPC handle and it started on the first pull. Let run for a short while, stopped it and then tried electric start, first push of the button. :)

That's going to save my back and shoulder a whole heap of trouble. :D





 
... another scam call starting with recorded announcement " This is Bank Security Dept, 2 suspicious transactions this morning £300 & £1,000". yadda, yadda, yadda.
Pressed "1" to allow the transactions, but still got put through to "Robert" the scam-monkey.
I let him go through his spiel and then said ok which of my 5 accounts was it related to? He couldn't tell me.
So I said "Nice try sunshine, better luck with your next call." and hung up on him. :D
 
Arvdernune, frens.
Yer Devonguy av bin absinthe ferra wile, tis true but opin yer orl still well an appy. Us still mourning loss of Hippocrates and plannin tu buy a F2 ledder this yur as us as lost 3 dogs this yur an can go back tu a smaller boot space.

MAIN REASON FER POST
Us av gorra cancer. Tis where sun duddun shaine. They’m gunna chop un oat a fix it up zo us boys duddun die. The reason they found un wuz wiv the Screenin Programme. Tis a proper unpleasant fing but un maight zave yer laife so us be begging yer orl tu get checked an get treated. Conzultant sez cud av gone on fer faive yers undetected a then be tu late.
Geddit dun, frens, an stay alaive. Lecture oaver. Lukin forrard tu life!
 
Arvdernune, frens.
Yer Devonguy av bin absinthe ferra wile, tis true but opin yer orl still well an appy. Us still mourning loss of Hippocrates and plannin tu buy a F2 ledder this yur as us as lost 3 dogs this yur an can go back tu a smaller boot space.

MAIN REASON FER POST
Us av gorra cancer. Tis where sun duddun shaine. They’m gunna chop un oat a fix it up zo us boys duddun die. The reason they found un wuz wiv the Screenin Programme. Tis a proper unpleasant fing but un maight zave yer laife so us be begging yer orl tu get checked an get treated. Conzultant sez cud av gone on fer faive yers undetected a then be tu late.
Geddit dun, frens, an stay alaive. Lecture oaver. Lukin forrard tu life!
Glad to hear you caught it early, and you are right Men don't take their health/slight pains serious enough sometimes.
Wishing you luck for a complete recovery.
Oh and when you have recovered and can think straight are you sure a FL2 is the right car for you? ;).

J
 
... This is the new mower. WEB WER460ES Classic 46cm (18") Self Propelled Electric Start Petrol Lawn Mower.

As sold by them direct, ToolStation & Screwfix I think. £400.

About 35-40 mins to assemble (while I put its battery on charge).
Put oil & petrol in it and pulled the pull-start with ignition off a few times to get some oil moving round.
Engaged the OPC handle and it started on the first pull. Let run for a short while, stopped it and then tried electric start, first push of the button. :)

That's going to save my back and shoulder a whole heap of trouble. :D





That looks a bit sporty, you sure you'll be able to keep up with it 🤔 :p:D:D
 
Are thay digital with programs and time zones if so I would get the analogue one's with the dialer
Yes, of course, with an LCD and all the unused bells and whistles.
I have found ornery ones on tinternet at €3!!
they only have two wires. theses mothers have 4. So it is I hope just a question of which two to use.
Late on when I feel more up to it I'll put a pic of the back of the thing up with translation of the words on it so those who know can tell me which two wires to use. I've got a good idea but I'll let pros on here advise!;)
 
Oh and when you have recovered and can think straight are you sure a FL2 is the right car for you? ;).
Us boys can fink uv reasons tu own most Lanrovers 'cep Evoke, Disco Sport or new Deafener but F2 duz job best uv the bunch givven us duddun want tu draive a 109 tu Isle uv Skye vrum Deb'n or pay £700 a yur woad tacks ferra Wange Wover!! :D
 
... This is the new mower. WEB WER460ES Classic 46cm (18") Self Propelled Electric Start Petrol Lawn Mower.

As sold by them direct, ToolStation & Screwfix I think. £400.

About 35-40 mins to assemble (while I put its battery on charge).
Put oil & petrol in it and pulled the pull-start with ignition off a few times to get some oil moving round.
Engaged the OPC handle and it started on the first pull. Let run for a short while, stopped it and then tried electric start, first push of the button. :)

That's going to save my back and shoulder a whole heap of trouble. :D





You should be putting a new personal best on the time take to mow that lawn in soon!
What? ten minutes tops! then maybe a few mins for emptying the cuttings?
Good on yer sport. Hope it "sees you out"!🤣
 
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