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I once had a flight out of St Martins in the Caribbean. International airport. Departures lounge was like an A&E waiting room in a shed, refreshments available were a choice of an ice cream or nothing. Apart from a bog, no other facilities at all.
I once went to Egypt on some tour to the driest place on earth, you know when your in these places yer dont have
a solid poo for at least a week
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
(basically a magic carpet hanging up with a pole hammered into the rock)
Sitting outside was chap giving out loo roll with a swarm of flys all over him
![Stars :stars: :stars:](/data/assets/smilies/stars.gif)
aye 1 sheet per person
scrape my ass with my finger n then use the sheet to clean my finger
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
into the bog n it was a hole in the ground with at least 50m drop.
![Hole :hole: 🕳️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f573.png)
Plus they charge you for wan sheet its not plenty I'll tell ye that.
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)