I would just like to say

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DevonGuy said:
Us boys av great big granddaddy Dyson that you plug into the mains. Deals with anything including mud & gundog hair mix and has done so for 10 years. Can clean the house twice on a binfull. We also have a Henry because however good a Dyson is you can't clean a chimney with it. You can with a Henry.
The Doris has a thing about battery Dysons and has bought three of them (not all at once). They are universally shīte, bin is pathetically small, battery lasts 10 minutes and they couldn't suck up a small spillage of flour. Why that nauseating little weed and unpatriotic money-chaser carries on with them completely bamboozles me.
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.....cos he makes money out of selling them, in threes?;)
 
kevstar said:
Todays happenings.....
1..Removed all tools n cr@p out disco then hoovered n interior clean.
2..Misses said what about mine after id packed up,:rolleyes: ok gear back out an cleaned her mini.
3..Had lunch..misses special detox spicy veg soop cuppa tea n biccy
4..Shaved head
5..Shaved manhood n caught my ball sack wiv clippers fkn squealed like a stood on puppy:eek:
6..Drove to Loch Lomond wiv dog n misses for a nice walk, swung into Aldi for a few bits
7..Odrered Indian currys meal deal...spiced onions n poppydoms 2 starters 2 mains rice n nan for 21 quid
8..Home had a scoff n glass O wine
9..Stoke up fire n call my mum n Dad
10.. Rum n coke's n mixed crisps check in here..

fk me these days off are hard work o_O
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I'll say!
I read all this then had to have a lie down!
Can't believe you shave your bits, thort only porn stars did that ! (Oops, what did i just say?:eek::oops::confused:)
 
Mornin orl, be a diffren day turday! Be warm drai an cloady but Met man zez it be pizzundoan bai 10 o'clock. Gude job us vixed Hippocrates yesdy then. Us muss check us chikkins an then vind indoor jobs after avvin a luke in Polly tu zee ow us runner beans be duin.
Wishing yer orl a gude but breezy dai!
 
Hicap phill said:
Trying to get away from having pressure on the wrists with a sport type bike.
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I like these. :)

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No sun, no rain and no wind - yet! I hope we get it all over in one day, we do need rain but wind is an unwelcome side effect.

All's quiet 'ere but I still haven't finished all my wheelbarrowing task and my hands are still suffering from their workout with the upholstery, I am however, going to observe a truce in celebration of the Bank Holiday - thinking it is about time they changed that name. Most of our banks have gone and the ones that you can find only work for a couple of days a week, the rest seem to be weekly bank holidays.
However you intend to celebrate the non-working day, enjoy it to the full. :)
 
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