I would just like to say

Getting quoted on replacing the asbestos corrugated roof on a double garage, after 60 years finally starting to split and leak
My roofer will remove but not take away the old panels, presume about 500ish for an asbestos specialist to collect from front garden?

doriz said:

Struggling to find nuts and bolts in my odds and sods bin.

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You should go out and buy some more... oh wait

JimS said:

Getting quoted on replacing the asbestos corrugated roof on a double garage, after 60 years finally starting to split and leak
My roofer will remove but not take away the old panels, presume about 500ish for an asbestos specialist to collect from front garden?

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Specialised council dump near me will take if double wrapped. (Portsmouth).

JimS said:

Getting quoted on replacing the asbestos corrugated roof on a double garage, after 60 years finally starting to split and leak
My roofer will remove but not take away the old panels, presume about 500ish for an asbestos specialist to collect from front garden?

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I was quoted £600+vat to remove all the sheets on an 20x9 foot up/down garage roof. They would put a secure lockable asbestos skip on yer drive. Remove the asbestos and put in skip. Clean up and make sure they work safely anorl. Yer have to supply a hose with running water for them to use. Limited on size of asbestos sheet anorl due to size of skip, but mine are ok. Quote was 2 years ago. I never got round to it but will get a re-quote and go with it when I get round to sorting the garage. I was told I can do it meself and take to local council tip but they limit how many sheets I can take on each visit/week and for £600+vat it's easier to let someone else take the risk.

Eye always said mountain goats wur the bestist oft roaders (not counting Freelanders) but this takes the p*ss. It often pops up in you tube advertising as the next video to watch. Seen it before but always amazed at it. LR had ter use a winch ter get a tratter up er dam.

Just bought me months lottery tickets... I think one of them is gonna be a big winner

Shimsteriom said:

Just bought me months lottery tickets... I think one of them is gonna be a big winner

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I've got my fingers crossed for you.

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derwendolly said:

I've got my fingers crossed for you.

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I've got my hand out and a very sad expression

Why’s that goat want to lick the stones near the top, what’s up with the bottom ones

I can see @Hippo point about the similarities between the goat and freelander



neither has any doors, and both like licking ‘stones’ for minerals

Shimsteriom said:

You should go out and buy some more... oh wait

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That is why you have a biscuit tin full of nuts and bolts. In my case I have been raiding mine for years and now its empty.

Hicap phill said:

Doh iv dragged this into a boat conversation..

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Nay probs, @JohnM70 will be along shortly with some wisdom and maybe some red trousers.

doriz said:

Nay probs, @JohnM70 will be along shortly with some wisdom and maybe some red wine

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What flavour?

JohnM70 said:

What flavour?

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Not a penis noir

johnlad said:

Why’s that goat want to lick the stones near the top, what’s up with the bottom ones

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Bottum ones av bin licked oat of minruls so they aster go eyer

Good evening from Berwick upon tweed...
Views got better through the day as the cloud lifted. Here’s today’s locations.

@Hippo how are you getting on with the morticer? I have been playing with all my toys today

My Old Landy said:

@Hippo how are you getting on with the morticer? I have been playing with all my toys today

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Been trying to sort out me saw taybul so eye can cut the tennons onnit. Will get round to putting the nortiser ter geffer termorra. Was planning ter start earlier than that but fings got int way. Burreye will be messing wiv me mortiser termorra on a test piece ter see ow fings go. It's oat the box sat int livin room onner bit of wud.

Ah bin wotchin guy martin drive er fast jcb tratter. A real tratter norra biscuit tin ont wheels. It luks quite gud. Int seend the end yet.