I would just like to say

derwendolly said:

It looks as if you are going to have to work on being so hopeless at child-minding that you get the sack.

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That was always my little brothers trick.
Do summink badly enough and they won't ask you to do it again. I didn't twig for years..

Turktowner said:

That was always my little brothers trick.
Do summink badly enough and they won't ask you to do it again. I didn't twig for years..

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The ways of the world!!

Ah messed up this mornin. Ah went oot ter change me burd baff wata un put me tub of wurms darn ter complete this mornings trainin burrit be windy un blowd 5 foot away un hit me castle un blowd tover when eye wernt lookin. Ah were fillin me baff. Wurns every ware. Me bobbin appeared from under is bush un were wotchin the fun. He even stud on bricks behind me un gorra wurn un flowd toft. It be lucky i put sum wurms there while i cleared tup the mess. I be not wantin thems to fink eye is feedin em where me small stones is around me castle.

derwendolly said:

The ways of the world!!

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Or you could be like me, happy to be given a bigger shovel...

Holy crap
Me chipped windscreen from this morning
Just looked at windscreen and the crack has propagated right down.
So will need to get replaced ASAP

Glasgie said:

Holy crap
Me chipped windscreen from this morning
Just looked at windscreen and the crack has propagated right down.
So will need to get replaced ASAP

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Eye were wondering if that would happen. The cracks tend to get biggerer.

Hippo said:

Eye were wondering if that would happen. The cracks tend to get biggerer.

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You'll wanna get some gaffer tape on that pronto

Yes I did read the OP..

Turktowner said:

You'll wanna get some gaffer tape on that pronto

Yes I did read the OP..

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Does they do transparrant gaffa tape?

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He's 300 miles and a b*at trip from the nearest bnq

Snot my fault

An nother busy day at Wimblowdriver Towers. Putted me battery on charge using the noo charging point then swapped spare tyre on SWMBO jam jar for a better one. Got me scaffold boards down from the loft and strapped them to me stable but unconventional scaffold tower (held together mainly with webbing straps and luck) and chopped a hole through me end wall into the loft for me noo ventilation duck. Onwards and upwards . An Iv'e got a 1/3 bottle of vino and 1/3 bottle of port to drink be4 it goes off, job already half done. .

SWMBO is knocking up a spag bol. To be served by the pound, not the kilo. And with British cheese on top.

We got lesarnyer un chips ternite. Eye likes chips eye does.

Hippo said:

Does they do transparrant gaffa tape?

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Sylglas tape - but I don't know if that is still produced as my roll is rather old.

Hippo said:

We got lesarnyer un chips ternite. Eye likes chips eye does.

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We've got chicken stirfry.

When I bought my little daily a few months ago I promised myself that I wouldn't spend any money on it other than fuel, tax and insurance. So far I've actually bought

5 x new tyres
New brake discs and pads all round
2 x rear shock absorbers
2 x rear springs
1 x MAP sensor
Oil and Air filters

My not spending money on it is going well.

Hippo said:

Does they do transparrant gaffa tape?

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Sticky back plastic? -------
I'll get me coat.

maykin wud

Shimsteriom said:

5 x new tyres
New brake discs and pads all round
2 x rear shock absorbers
2 x rear springs
1 x MAP sensor
Oil and Air filters

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Thats not spending money on it, thats just routine consumables. Spending money is on bling.