I would just like to say

18,000 posts ont me fred

And here was I thinking you were counting down until you showed us your decorated Christmas branch.

Shimsteriom said:

And here was I thinking you were counting down until you showed us your decorated Christmas branch.

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Its er propper crispmus tree
Tis only er baby ut moment. Not long bin atched.

Glasgie said:

Guid morn
Wet Wet Wet,
15 days till back to work, I hope my parole does'nt get cancelled !

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Yous wishing you is lucky?
See what I did there?

Good evening from Gloucester southbound..

Hicap phill said:

Good evening from Gloucester southbound..

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I likes Gloucestershire, I used to live in Tewksbury in the early 80's

Worra day. Me hex fing won't fit int me bent drill fing. Eye remembered eye got some hex fings fer turning nuts so eye used onner thems ter connect me hex fing ter me bent drill fing. Then eye realised ah could of used me nut fing assan eggstension afterall. Bastid. Ah waysted tall that time tryin ter find it.

Me new wood as straightened oot lengthways burrit as now bent width ways. Tall eye did was leave it balanced ont somefink tover night like er see saw so it would bend itself straight. But now it be bent width ways. But only one arf. Tother bit be same size un balanced int same way burrit be ok. So one outer two is betterer than nowt. Bastid fing. It be fer me burds anorl.

Am finkin er buyin be castle sum twin un eurf cable fer crispmus. Eye checked me crispmus tree terday. It be lookin appier. Eye fink it be because it be ootside. Av gorrit int corner so it be sheltered fromt wind. Also asser gud view of me gardin.

Me bobbin were ont fence anorl. Eye be wonderin if he likes me crispmus tree. Me blackburd landed ont fence so me bobbin moved ter sit ont me burd ouse. Blackburd moved ont then bobbin got some meal wurms then went un hid under me bush.

Morning all, off to the mad house for one last time this decade....

Gude mornin all an a appy Eve. Us boys be mostly cukin all day as av sent the Doris out to work. Is portant to keep they wimmins offn streets, them do only get inter trouble. Wishin frens a gude day.

Miserable wet morning in wales.
Think Santa needs a b0@t to deliver round here.

Hicap phill said:

Miserable wet morning in wales.
Think Santa needs a b0@t to deliver round here.

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We have just been blessed with lightning! The wee dog moved fast, very fast, and is now indoors but not 'appy. The ground is not flooded but I wouldn't expect it to be up 'ere in the 'ills. It's still too dark to see what the weather is really like but the forecast is for a dry day. I will believe it when I see it.
Do you still have to work over Christmas?
UPDATE
It has been hissing it down all morning and I got VERY wet, as did the dogs. The difference is that they don't mind but I do!

Mornin folks.
An a nappi Chrismus Heave to everyone.
Today I shall be mostly cookin, ferryin SWIMBO about, with spells
of sloe gin sippin forecast for later..

Wishin evvybodi a very Happi Chrismus (other midwinter celebrations are available).
We hopes for a peaceful 2020 - you lisnin Bozza?

@derwendolly .
Not me, did a deal whereby if I went to solve a problem in st Albans yesterday I could knock of as soon as I got back. Left home silly early, so could finish early too

SWMBO is working just this morning, so we get to cook for tomorrow together this afternoon.

Is wee doggy ok?

derwendolly said:

Do you still have to work over Christmas?

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Off Christmas day then in for 3days.

Hopefully I’m on my last collection Today in the Brecon Beacons.

Turktowner said:

@derwendolly .
Not me, did a deal whereby if I went to solve a problem in st Albans yesterday I could knock of as soon as I got back. Left home silly early, so could finish early too

SWMBO is working just this morning, so we get to cook for tomorrow together this afternoon.

Is wee doggy ok?

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You sound to have it all worked out for a lovely Christmas and I am sure you all deserve it. The wee dog is now a bit more settled -inside- having had the wits scared out of 'im with the early mornin' lightnin'. 'e'll forget it once we are all out for our daily run about.

Morning All
The day has finally arrived for all men to rush to the shops and start Xmas shopping.
Have at it!
Merry Christmas.

Yup, last minute anti-starvation stuff

DanClarke said:

Morning All
The day has finally arrived for all men to rush to the shops and start Xmas shopping.
Have at it!
Merry Christmas.

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Yep, I popped into Tesco and bought her a jumper

My Old Landy said:

Yep, I popped into Tesco and bought her a jumper

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That's what I like - so kind and thoughtful of you and it's bound to cheer he up no end.