I would just like to say

Eerily quiet out, I fink it have stopped rainin ferra bit
Approached a patch of standing water yesdi, utter prik in a AMG piece of nonsense came past me at about 80. You could literally see the "oh sheeet" look in his eyes as he realised he was about to lose control on the entry to a roundabout.
Oi, you, yes you, you pathetic AMG ****er. Have a happy Christmas, you're a statistic waiting to happen, I just hope you don't take anyone else with you.

Is rainin again,

Morning all
No chance of a white Christmas, its a wet one instead.

Eye bin food choppin. Eye wur leavin the till at 7:55. It be onner thems ut talks ter yer. Eye gorra nuvva feind. Ah went ter omebase anorl. Eye be lookin fer me wheel crispmus tree. They dint av the one eye be wanted. Lots of dead ones wivvout roots. Then eye found ere discounted section burrit only had two. One wur bent un tother snapped. Poor fings. So eye as takin me food choppin ome un eye garn oot ter tother omebase tover ill int distance. They asser lot more int stock. Eye be keep yer tup dated. #ipposcrispmustree

Mornings
Found out I have already done the Christmas present shopping.unsure what I got the mrs & myself though. Wonder if she will wrap her own present?

Hicap phill said:

Mornings
Found out I have already done the Christmas present shopping.unsure what I got the mrs & myself though. Wonder if she will wrap her own present?

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Me too, I lost interest in Christmas once the kids left home. The Mrs does all the shopping these days

My Old Landy said:

Me too, I lost interest in Christmas once the kids left home. The Mrs does all the shopping these days

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Oh but we also don’t spend Christmas together. It’s loverly & quiet

It be gud news. Eye got me wheel crispmus tree. They add small fer 10 sovs un medium fer 15. Ah wanted a 2 foot smallun but the medium looked betterer. They were tall ready reduced but ut the till they gorrid confuddled un dropped the price ont all potted wheel crispmus trees ter 10 sovs. Dead ones with the root cut oft are 5 sovs. So that be gud.

Me tree is called edgar after the dynosaw ont telly. Ah fink it were nurvus int back of ma hippo as it did ur piddle un dropped some dead spiky fings. Av purrit it int back garden int corner. Still int his pot fer now.

When eye were lookerin ut them ut omebase thar be bibbins playing int plants. Jumping int and oot. Flying erbout un churpin ter each tother. It be quite nice ter see.

Av binter axminster fer some wata proof glue. Ah binter bnq fer some wud. Wider bit ter maker nuvva burd feedin box. Eye also gorrid sum protecting water based wud stain. And some more pink screen wash fer ma hippo.

Eye be wored oot. It bin er long day.

Hicap phill said:

Oh but we also don’t spend Christmas together. It’s loverly & quiet

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Another one that warrants a 'double like' button

"Goodness!" Exclaimed Tigger " I'm so glad Christopher Robin bought a Tratter! Puddle Hunting is just the best fun ever!! "

'Well, at least not half as awful as I had expected' agreed Eeyore

Pooh, who, assisted bravely by Piglet, was vainly trying to glue the doors back on his Hippo with hunny, said nothing..


@DanClarke .
Moist ain't all bad y'know

Also, am delighted to report a first class experience this evening at our local NHS
Horsepital. SWMBO had her noodle scanned and was a very good girl an got a lollipop.

Sincerely hope Bozzer comes up with the goods

Today I have been mostly making some shelves in me garage so I can have my oil and grease collection all in one space. And I had to move a load of stuff in the process, and found my long lost jerry can. It has got some petrol in it, I reckon it is two and a half years old so a bit off now .

Daughter visited this afternoon and announced she is planning to have her wedding at Gretna Green. So I sent her this-------

Morning all, just off to Brighton to pick up my youngest and bring her home for Christmas

It really is a good morning - it is not raining! The wee fellow is out under the stars but he is not sleeping, I think he is waiting for the sun to rise.. Have a good day everyone.

UPDATE
It is hissing down!

Gude mornin Freelanderers an us udder frens. Us boys be sprised cuz it be rennin agen. The Doris be on her way for wurk an her ev just rung to say us lane be turned into a brook. Us boys be ponderin where to tek us dogs an be safe anorl. They cockers be too ink whizzitiv fer this weather.
Wishin us frens a safe day.

Mornin all.
Awake but int gettin up yet.
An the rain is havin a breather it seems, for now...

Morning
The sun has got up before me

I have made it to Brighton and it rained most of the way