I would just like to say

Hippo said:

Me grass be about 2 and er bit inch long. Might even be three inch. So eye will leave it as it is as it will elp protect it un keep itself warm t'over winter.

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I scalped my lawn last week in the hope it dies off a bit, its a horrible mix of different types of grasses.

At last, my dog is stonned enough not to hear the fireworks from the base. I hope she doesn't start stealing money from my wallet now to buy Adaptil tablets off a street dealer.

Ah bin choppin ergen. Eye bort meslf er bulldozer fromt omebase. Ter normal peeps it beer big dust pan un brush. But they be not normal int omebase.

Gerrin ome were difficult anorl. We is being bombed ergen. Rapid gun fire followed me tall the way ome. Bombs eggsplowdin tall around me. Eye is er target an ah dun nowt wrong. It be luky ma hippo is fearless. He be bort me ome safe.

Ironstrike said:

I scalped my lawn last week in the hope it dies off a bit, its a horrible mix of different types of grasses.

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A Lawn?? you must be posh. I as grass. Well, a horrible mix of grass n weeds.

Goodnight all.

Eye just realised me bulldozer was int sale ont discount. £6.5 down yer £5.

DanClarke said:

Goodnight all.

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Early night?

Ironstrike said:

At last, my dog is stonned enough not to hear the fireworks from the base. I hope she doesn't start stealing money from my wallet now to buy Adaptil tablets off a street dealer.

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A mutt wif a shiv, dint come from round ere did it?

Wimblowdriver said:

A Lawn?? you must be posh. I as grass. Well, a horrible mix of grass n weeds.

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I call it a lawn, its just some scrub grass on a few square feet of collapsed mole hills. Its impossible to play a proper game of croquet on, I keep spilling my Pimms

@Hippo
SWMBO did our lawn last weekend. Was wet, looked like it was done wif a knife an fock. She is a gardinger, so I keep shup'tup

Ironstrike said:

I call it a lawn, its just some scrub grass on a few square feet of collapsed mole hills. Its impossible to play a proper game of croquet on, I keep spilling my Pimms

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Sounds like like a lawn version of Shuggy from 2000AD comic.
Now where the hell did I drag that up from?
(Google it, losers )

We has leaf wars now.
Oldies want the trees cut back, greenies have evidence of bats. Oldies say 'pish', greenies say @#!??#@@&!
Intrestin times

N'night pips.
Whaddya say we do it all over again tomorrow?
Oh, an the girlie shirt ads is back..
Honestly.. You say you likes a cerise cravat.. Just once...

Eye dunt fink yer aloud ter disturb bats and their nests.

Bombing as now stopped. Eye still beer hive. Nite.

Morning all its wet and windy here

Mornin' all - back to work today ....

Got to pay fer this noo boiler somehow ...

Mornin.
Dry calm start in Lancashire today...

Mornin all.
A beautiful blue sky here

Morning.
Not enjoying turn up to places to find they start until later.
Who starts at 8 & finishes at 5. Oh & close for lunch ?
(Oh that was me a few months back)