I would just like to say

Morning all

Morning.

Mornin' all

Mornin a!!.
Nice work @Henry_b ,much kudos. Give the dickhead a flick onna ear from me!

Mornin.
Another dry bright day in Lancashire, it wont last i'm sure...

Time ter gerrup

Inner bit

Morning all

@Turktowner sheets were clean this morning, but the duvet was hovering 4 foot above the bed

Morning all

Eye be tup. Mornin freelander gang.

Henry_b said:

So I had to drag her out of the car and basically carry her to dry tarmac.

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Wimblowdriver said:

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An annuver fing, the plonker abandoned the damsel! Double flick!

Turktowner said:

Mornin a!!.
Nice work @Henry_b ,much kudos. Give the dickhead a flick onna ear from me!

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I sure will

I ordered a 12 tonne press from the bay a week ago and half of it turned up today.
I contacted the seller and apparently Yodel thinks it is good to deliver the packages separately
The rest is coming tomorrow.......
Good job I am not at work this week

Omsbase int got any more lites but their web site ses different so eye asked the chap int store and he said the only way ter find out fer real is ter reserve them ont line then they have ter look into it ter find them. So eye has. Eye await their text message saying they be found. But they as bin saying they avvem tall week un ah keep gowin int un they still int there. Bastids.

Text message received. They be there. Givvit 10 minutes un eye be there anrol. Ah gives yer a live tup date fromt store.

Eye be live fromt omebase car park. Got me lites. None ont self. They must be hiding them oot back fer themselves.

Lites tested un they wurk

Just back from dragging a minibus out of a boggy field. The person who parked the minibus in the middle of the field was the same person who previously surveyed the field and found it was boggy

Ironstrike said:

Just back from dragging a minibus out of a boggy field. The person who parked the minibus in the middle of the field was the same person who previously surveyed the field and found it was boggy

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They weren't wrong ...