I would just like to say

Morning all

Mornin all

Morning all
Up early today even though I'm off work.
Off to the quacks shortly to see what they managed to find in the bloods they took out of me last week.

Hippo said:

. Bleeps everywhere.

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As in expletives?

Mornin all!

Turktowner said:

As in expletives?

Mornin all!

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Nah. Me ouse larm.

Morning all
Don't you just love Monday's?

Morning, grey and miserable here, Halloween is coming

Oft ter wurk ferra rest

Poo cam keeps being triggered ut nite but me light int coming ont so it can't sea nowt. Ah fink the sensor has dropped er bit so eye as pushed it tuper bit.

It's not been a particularly productive day at work, hopefully I will get more done on the Landy tonight

Good evening from Basildon.

They finks am wurkin overtime. Am not. Am being paid overtime.

Eye have won a £500 gift vulture inner competition ah din't enter. News of me win were delivered by text message, not txt message, un made me appy. Eye knews it wurra fake phishing fing but as still given me appyness of winning. Ah reported it to argos as it be their vulture eye won.

Can pips please look after their Motors an stop breaking down near J9 onna M27!?
Four outta the last six days I've travelled an average of fifteen miles an hour on a fifteen mile run you dozey beggars!
FFS

Turktowner said:

Can pips please look after their Motors an stop breaking down near J9 onna M27!?
Four outta the last six days I've travelled an average of fifteen miles an hour on a fifteen mile run you dozey beggars!
FFS

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Shorry

Dippypud said:

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Aahh, but twas it not the village idiots that did offer up the village virgins?
Tis why there is still so many of the former methinks. Thou ist lucky still to be amidst the living Dips.
Such twaddle is inescapable following a day such as I have endured Lady

@Hippo
Fanks, but, your Ippo dunt break down.. shirley?

Turktowner said:

@Hippo
Fanks, but, your Ippo dunt break down.. shirley?

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Only brakes darn when's eye allow it to. Ah woz apollow gysin fer the disco owners.

Some bastid as set oft a fire wurk witch eggsploded near our ouse. The smell of chemicals came int ouse. Phosferus type. Kin bastid. He be norra sainsburys shopper. The fekers should be banned. And fire wurks anorl.

We only add fire wurks once whens we were little. Me dad were tup set as we kept hiding int ouse. Worra daft idea ter buy littul kids fire wurks. Batteries fer me garage lift would ave been betterer.