I would just like to say

Quite the most pleasant weekend I've had in a fair while.
Back to it tomorrow, hopefully my ebullient demeanour will continue, at least till Wednesday.

Eye gotted one inch screws eye gotted two inch screws eye gotted four inch screws but eye int gotted free inch screw's. It beer problem until eye added an arf inch more wud un used four inch screws. It be notter bodge. It beer wurker round. Eye is as appy as an ippo int saw dust.

Ah bin choppin with me choppin saw. Ah bin drillin wiv ma drill. It be well ard as it snapped me screw driver bit. It part snapped the next one but it hung int there ter finish me screwin.

Eye has bin testin me filter bucket ergen. It be suckin saw dust oot me choppin saw. Eye as come ter the conclusion yer can only use one henry hoover onner cyclone. Eye tried two but it be too much un the little bastids suck moster the dust int. If only using one henry the bucket fills int stead. Lucky as eye ordered er nuvva cyclone. Eye will bodge that ter said bucket if eye can. Ah keep yer tup ter date wiv filter bucket news. Eye be back.

Eye be int ma garage un there beer burd squeekin ont fence oot side. It be going on fer some time. Ah went ter look un got 2 meters erway fromt it un it din't move. Still squeekin un eye wondered if it be trapped ont fence. So eye moved er bit closer un it moved further down said fence. It continued squeekin but ah dunt know why. There be no trouble eye could see so eye went backter wurk.

Ah saw me bobbin anorl. The baby one. It be at me meal wurms until eye appeared fromt behind garage un it be flowed ter fence. Then it disappeared when eye gorrid me camera oot me pocket.

Ah keep going int ma room un it be smellin er pee. Eye be finkin eye leaked but ah din't. Eye be discombobulatid. After two days eye realised it be ma ippo's new auxiliary belt's plastic back that smells er bit like pee. So eye moved it.

Nite All

Nite

Morning all

Morning all.
Hope we’re all ready for the new week

Mornin.
Hope I am too

Premium bonds be drawn terday

Top 'o the morn' to yall.

Sky looking a bit grim

Turktowner said:

Sky looking a bit grim

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What channel you watching

eye be countin down the minutes till eye leave wurk

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Eye gotted an email from argos teday celebrating eye signed upter their emails two years ago. Eye has always liked argos. When eye were little eye could look through the toys int catalogue. And the tools ter make fings. Ah still does.

Relaxing again.
Moving some horses Tuesday.

Hicap phill said:

Relaxing again.
Moving some horses Tuesday.
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Am certain that big feck oft L plate ent yours
Happy jodhpurs, lucky devil

Nite All

Ah bin round int circles tryin ter get me bank app wurkin. Kept tellin me it be sending a code by text. Lyin bastids. Then it wants anuvva passwurd. There be only so many yer can remember so eye be puttin it ere.

Mahippoisthebest