I would just like to say

Bonne nuit à tous

All's quiet int garage ter nite. Ah dun't fink they'll ever be best friends again but at least they've stopped staring each t'other out now.

Nite

Morning all

Morning.
It’s raining

Wimblowdriver said:

Its not hogging, its hoggin (no "g" on the end). Mix of clay, gravel, sand. Also a term used by boaty types in some parts of the uk for the bottom of the sea - such as "my boat is stuck in the 'oggin".

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Oggin is a marine term for ocean

Morning.
It's not raining

Shimsteriom said:

Morning.
It's not raining

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It is here lol

It be wet ere.

Shimsteriom said:

Morning.
It's not raining

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Tis ere!

Shimsteriom said:

Bonne nuit à tous

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Shouldn't that be
'Bon nuit, tous le monde '?

I gots a thirty six year old o level doncherno

Rain be on its way fer Friday un Saterday. Eye be appy as eye need ter collect more wata ter wash oot me garage.

Turktowner said:

Shouldn't that be
'Bon nuit, tous le monde '?

I gots a thirty six year old o level doncherno

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As Del Boy infiltrated this site by any chance?

Turktowner said:

Shouldn't that be
'Bon nuit, tous le monde '?

I gots a thirty six year old o level doncherno

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Dunno, I just oogled it.
I have enough trouble speaking my own lingo

The reduction in size of chocolate bars is making me fatter, not thinner!!
They're small enough now that i want 2 instead of 1, but that's working out more than the 1 before they reduced sizes

kermit_rr said:

The reduction in size of chocolate bars is making me fatter, not thinner!!
They're small enough now that i want 2 instead of 1, but that's working out more than the 1 before they reduced sizes

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And those fun size ones are NOT fun. Miserable little bu66ers. Gimme proper ones

Wondering why some slip roads are closed on way home...
Oh low flying jets so it’s 4 days of noise & traffic.

Eye went ter homebase this morning. Eye goes there often. It beer liker second ome. Eye wanted another eggstension cable. Me last one were £10.95 but the price ont shelf said £25. When eye looked more carefully it were fer the wrong eye tem. Also they be mixed tup the 10amp un 13amp ones. So eye teld em un gotted someone ter avver look. She said there be loads of miss takes. Checked the price ont bar code un it said me cable be £3.29. Eye said that be wrong un she said it be pay back fer lettiin them know fings wer wrong. So eye payd £3.29 ut till. This be on me mind tall day so eye went back un borttid ur nuvva fer same price. It be discounted as they is end of line stock. There beer a lotter eye tums like this.

15 meter cable with single socket ont end. Be careful yer dun't pick tup the 10 amp one. It be red un yellow cable so yer still be able ter see it with yer eye's closed int dark.

https://www.homebase.co.uk/15m-single-socket-extension-lead_p377000

Eye be wotchin sewermen ont 5 spike

Good night.

Don't know yet, ask me tomorrow.