I would just like to say

Oldseadog said:

Yooziz biginnin ter lert langwidge

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Yip, sep pipsull notiz iyaz ad iffrint haksint

It is the Queens English for me

My Old Landy said:

It is the Queens English for me

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Queens engerlish dun't eggsist. We speak standard engerlish as int huxfud dictionary int uk.

Eyebeerwake un kant be bovvered doin anyfink

Hippo said:

Queens engerlish dun't eggsist. We speak standard engerlish as int huxfud dictionary int uk.

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My dear chap, I disagree. Perhaps you speak as such but one must always keep ones vernacular in good stead

My Old Landy said:

one must always keep ones vernacular in good stead

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And if they're not you must see a doctor asap

Morning.
Wet out on the roads

Suns out.
Get the spanner’s out.

Had our winter wood delivered this week
24cubic meters now I wonder who’s going to stack that

May get a couple of the local youngsters to do a days work

J

Eye bring sad wata but news. The one eye tried ter plastic weld int welded wata tyte. It be leekin anorl from said crack. They is all full un this be the last one ont chain so as me wata were filled level with said crack then any more wata wood leek oot. It be normal fer fings ter go wrong but eye had an ideer. Eye drained oft 75 leeters er wata int buckets un stored it int garage. That way eye can collect more wata terday. Every cloud...

Hippo said:

Eye bring sad wata but news. The one eye tried ter plastic weld int welded wata tyte. It be leekin anorl from said crack. Every cloud...

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Got an old inner tube kicking around?
Cut it up and get the puncture repair kit out stick a patch on the inside over crack job jobbed.

J

marjon said:

Got an old inner tube kicking around?
Cut it up and get the puncture repair kit out stick a patch on the inside over crack job jobbed.

J

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Crack is vertical and erbout 8 inches long. I was thinking erbout putting lots of window sealent each side, then sandwedge the lot with 2 stripes of stainless steel with bolts ter old it tight. Stainless would be 2 inch wide and hold the sealent int place as well as giving it some strength. I dun't need ter fix it. Just wanted ter have er go at plastic welding.

Suppose it depends what you got laying around

J

marjon said:

Suppose it depends what you got laying around

J

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After the leek is fixed eye will still need ter strengthen it or the pressure of wata will split it open. Eye may just use half of it for now and get another if eye can't fix it using other ways. If needed I would buy an inner tube to have a go with that.

Amalgamation tape round the out side @Hippo

Hippo said:

Crack is vertical and erbout 8 inches long. I was thinking erbout putting lots of window sealent each side,

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Clag a patch on with some solvent weld cement (like wot is used on plastic drainage pipes) and can be got from screwfix, wickes etc. (But probably doesn't work on polythene type plastics).

Hippo said:

After the leek is fixed eye will still need ter strengthen it or the pressure of wata will split it open. Eye may just use half of it for now and get another if eye can't fix it using other ways. If needed I would buy an inner tube to have a go with that.

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A couple of tight metal bands around the outside, like they make barrels??

Dear-O-dear and I thought I was having bad luck

Oi @Hippo Take yer belt off and use that, you it'll stretch 'round a barrel and a big leaky butt with a crack in it

It seems as though the older I get, the more interest I have in the past