I would just like to say

Another clear night in Wrexham, two more farms to go

The sun is just starting to poke through over the back of Bill's mother's

birds be startin ter sing now
eye be still tup

Morning, I am off to Hull again today

Early morning snack

My Old Landy said:

Morning, I am off to Hull again today

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Morning, Sunny Scunny for me.

Cheers

Hippo said:

he's gonner gerra nasty shock when he turns round

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He's still counting ....

"ready or not" ....

Mornin' all ...

Dull, dank and damp ... what the Scots might call dreitch ...

Morning all.
The extra hour in bed didn't have much effect as I feel crappy this morning

Eye wych awherri gid moanin ter orlme tratterer fiends .... hand ha nippoSnot wherry niece art syde, ber eye is sthil halyve hand kikkin
Avva nappi Fursdi wear heiffer yerziz hand worr heoffer yerziz adoow inof, coz tweak hends gerrin neerer hannitz Frydi termorrerz, hand eye mite avva lion hon Satdi furra chaynje.
(English transaltions are available for the hard of hearing)

Morning.
Crap sleep. Dog coughing all night,
Be the sleeps while no one is home

Lie in this morn as it's dull outside so the dogs stayed asleep.

Eye be stiller tup un goin ter work ter rest. Eye may even nod oft ferrabbit.

Hippo said:

Eye bint told erbout er film erbout er block er wood. Said film is silent or at least they dun't talk int it. Said wood be carried erbout int various activities int film. Eye bin told ter wotch it but eye can't remember the name of it.

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The Plank. Starring Eric Sykes. A masterpiece. They also did one about a team of builders working on a new housing estate. Early 1960's I think.

Battery on charge today. Was down to 12.24 volts . But still fires up ok. Must drive it more.

Wimblowdriver said:

Must drive it more.

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But it'll break more

Shimsteriom said:

But it'll break more

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Its a Defender. Its a given that it will be broken all the time. Even when it is whizzing up and down the country.

Always carry a snag list on my Defendererererererer

Evening
Come home to find the mrs has been & gone. She has spotted I ate the 2 cakes & left a note.
Can I say I’m helping her diet? Or can 1 of you nice people do it for me, this will save earache
Thanks

Hicap phill said:

Can I say I’m helping her diet?

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Thats up there with when she asks if this dress makes her bum look big, you reply don't blame the dress.