I would just like to say

DanClarke said:

Best Wishes for your Mrs.

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Ta mate.

And she's off.......
and again.......


and again.....






and again.....

Stanleysteamer said:

W has taken the first dose of laxative, her virtual colonoscopy is the day after tomorrow.
We had booked to go to the theatre tomorrow, but her appt for this came very suddenly, with no time to move it.
So that's £50 we won't see again.
She has yet to be "ensconced", that'll prolly happen tomorrow.
Poor thing!

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Keep a safe distance away ------

Wimblowdriver said:

Keep a safe distance away ------

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Too late!

Wimblowdriver said:

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She's on the loo with her iPad, I just hope she doesn't get it mixed up with the loo paper.

DanClarke said:

I cannot believe the amount of grief I have received over this simple thing. Despite me saying didn't know you were out there I am not believed. Despite me having to get up from the bog to let her back in (while my trews were done up but my belt still undone) I am still not believed. Psycho or what?]

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She's probably feeling the stress of the present 'home' situation like you are - disturbed sleep is a real downer especially as it looks like being a lengthy difficulty.

Morning folks, hope we are all well. Bit nips this morning

Morning, it's a tad nippy here too!

-2 here! Wonder if they've closed the roads with 'danger to life' warnings?

Morning All.
A tad chilly here too, Brrrrrr.
Woken twerly by the galoot, NVM he doesn't do it on purpose.
His "ex" felt that it would be ok to dump the kids on us after school till she gets back from work today.
She got told "No, we already have the 2 kids from t'other boy here this afternoon, go ask your Mum & Dad."
Big row ensued. She drove him out of the house with her spy cam in his work area, now she has a problem.
Couldn't make this up really.
Have a good day.

Mornin
Frosty but bright this morning
Going to dust the hoover off and have a clean up today
take care all

DanClarke said:

She got told "No, we already have the 2 kids from t'other boy here this afternoon, go ask your Mum & Dad."

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Good for you

Brown said:

As I understand it the 5 hectares doesn't all have to be in a single block, and you don't even have to own it all - you could be renting some of it.

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Yeah sweet, I know if I go down the planning route, I'll get a bunch of council complainers.. the type that have nothing better to do than to ring the council.. even though I'm remote..

Seven degrees here. In the top floor of the pub with the windows on a tressle (so cold in ere anorl ) , trying to paint a straight sight line. Paint like treacle outta tin, had to thin quite a bit. Time for a cuppa.

Turktowner said:

Seven degrees here. In the top floor of the pub with the windows on a tressle (so cold in ere anorl ) , trying to paint a straight sight line. Paint like treacle outta tin, had to thin quite a bit. Time for a cuppa.

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You could always bain marie it.

A good deal of one's success here is dependent on the goodwill of the neighbours, because their complaints or objections will make a difference to the local authority's decisions. Also if it looks stark and new it will occasion complaint, whereas if it tucks in neatly behind hedges, clumps of trees and existing structures it's less likely to be a problem. You may remember Mr Fiddler who hid his newly constructed building behind enormous sacks of bales and was eventually forced to demolish it. But if a structure is less visually intrusive it's less likely to be a problem. Councils can't afford to employ marauding bands of enforcement officers roaming the county looking for trouble, so a lot of their actions are based on complaints from the locals.

Jez it's cold this morning
Plasterer been, thinks he's found asbestos, job stopped
Not havin a lot of luck with this hallway

DanClarke said:

Morning All.
A tad chilly here too, Brrrrrr.
Woken twerly by the galoot, NVM he doesn't do it on purpose.
His "ex" felt that it would be ok to dump the kids on us after school till she gets back from work today.
She got told "No, we already have the 2 kids from t'other boy here this afternoon, go ask your Mum & Dad."
Big row ensued. She drove him out of the house with her spy cam in his work area, now she has a problem.
Couldn't make this up really.
Have a good day.

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So sad all this.
It's getting to the point where you would need to be licenced as child minders.
(Joke, you are within the law at the moment, I think!)

High pressure gloom here.
Had to have brekker on my own downstairs as W is hungry and didn't want to smell it! Tea, apple juice, toast and marmalade.
We should be strolling into Cote for dins, ah well!
Have a good day all!