I would just like to say

Good Satterdy, lovely boys. Us be shoppin an repairin stuff here. Tis what weak ends are for or so SWMBO sez.

Wimblowdriver said:

Even I can do the times crossword in under a minute using Oldseadog spellin.

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Gid moanin anne aye fang queue fert nise commenterer.
Aye hames ter hedificashun coz veres nort ennuf abaht.
Avva gud Satdi wearheffer yerz iz.

Eyeiser wake un be klenin windas

Hippo said:

Eyeiser wake un be klenin windas

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With a shammy or accompanied by a ukulele

Wimblowdriver said:

With a shammy or accompanied by a ukulele

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With er cloth. Ah dun't like shamy

Hippo said:

Eye bin finkin er pain tin me ouse. Asif by luk eye asser magknowler tree int garden. Ow does eye copy said tree ter make ernuver ter grow paint quicker?

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https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/trees/magnolia/propagating-magnolia-trees.htm

https://www.rhs.org.uk/advice/profile?pid=599

https://homeguides.sfgate.com/grow-magnolia-tree-cutting-48867.html

Am appy asser pig int tratter...










When am klenin windas

Chinese tonight

Spuds be eated

Hippo said:

Am appy asser pig int tratter...

When am klenin windas

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You can come and do mine for me! All on ground floor level!

Nyte

Thar beer moose loose erbout ma hippos hoose. Eye spottid the little feker un chased it round said garage. It collected all the dead leaves un mader nest int me spare bitser would. Big door were open so eye finked it wood run outer. But did er second lap intstead. Eye be not appy the feker be int eated ma hippo wires.

Hippo said:

Thar beer moose loose erbout ma hippos hoose. Eye spottid the little feker un chased it round said garage. It collected all the dead leaves un mader nest int me spare bitser would. Big door were open so eye finked it wood run outer. But did er second lap intstead. Eye be not appy the feker be int eated ma hippo wires.

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And where there's one there's always another, and another, and another ………

A lovely sunny morning here!

Wall to wall sunshine here as well, lovely way to start the day.
Morning all

Beautiful sunny morning in the New Forest. We is planning our day, will involve beer, and food.... an beer, an walking dog

An beer

Avva nappi Sundi wear heffer yerziz.
Bloo skyez anne lodes uv son shyne.ear, swam gunna plaie wiv me tratterer terdi.
Sneeli neckst weak orl reddi
Deez daze gus pasta two fasta ... snot rite, anne snot fare coz parentli eye iz gertin ould

Eye is not appy. Eye found 3 baby birds ont me drive this mornering. They be bold un no feffers. They were 2 foot from said fence where there beer bush ont t'other side witch is where's eye finks the nest be. Eye be seen birds go int there often.

Me beer suspicious hippo as all birds were tergetherer as if the nest has bin tipped oot. Eye be upsetted. Eye scooped tup what were there un ceramoaniously checked them inter er bit of waste land ter go back ter nature.

Eye know t'other birds pinch nests but it be strange they were all int row touchin each t'other ont drive.

Lovely day out there mr Ippo, have you pulled the curtains back today?