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Well best be awa tae git they chooks.er... used the "search" facility to search for a "hen" emoji, and this is what it came up with "
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What????
Wot no hens?? Found one t'other day but can't see it now (big hens gone)
I would just like to say
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Wot no hens?? Found one t'other day but can't see it now (big hens gone)
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Sussed it - the cock emoji turns into a hen when yer post yer reply.
(and no smutty responses pls)
(and no smutty responses pls)
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I had my Qrisk assesment. It came out at 30% more chance of death through heart attack or having a stroke.
Never mind, if you worry about it, you won't enjoy whats left of your life!
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Morning All.
No idea what the day is like as I have not opened my eyes yet.
1st Coffee is heading Southwards from Gum to Tum.
Going out to dinner tomorrow, so a haircut may be in order.
Have a great day.
No idea what the day is like as I have not opened my eyes yet.
1st Coffee is heading Southwards from Gum to Tum.
Going out to dinner tomorrow, so a haircut may be in order.
Have a great day.
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I needs a naircut anorl. Am in baby nelephant country again..Morning All.
No idea what the day is like as I have not opened my eyes yet.
1st Coffee is heading Southwards from Gum to Tum.
Going out to dinner tomorrow, so a haircut may be in order.
Have a great day.
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Did we not have the bouncing sheep before..
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This is gonna get smutty innit ------
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Sussed it - the cock emoji turns into a hen when yer post yer reply.
(and no smutty responses pls)
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Damp here today nice n quiet listening to the birds singing away tis nice. 
Diagnosis | Diagnosis | Hypertension | CKS | NICE
Diagnosis, Diagnosis, Hypertension, CKScks.nice.org.uk
Thats NICE for you, I must be ok as it seems you only need this info if you live in the UK
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Can't see it in the list. If yer post it up eye will let yer know if eye rememberers it.
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Wot?Sussed it - the cock emoji turns into a hen when yer post yer reply.
(and no smutty responses pls)
Imojis that can think and have a sense of yuma???!!!
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.... that a haircut is not available till 3PM. Fully booked. Ho-Hum.
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So.......
Left W at home cos big post was arriving needing someone to take it in.
Went off to toon, did shopping, stood twnety minutes at the checkout while tow of the three peeps in front of me shoved through a shipping order then paid by FLIPPING cheque.
(if the purchases are less the €100 then the checkout person needs to take down all the details of the ID.
If it is over €100 they have to do the same for 2 forms of ID.)
Both were over €100.
Then off to pick up the chooks, two fo whom seemed very lively!.
Got back home to find that Wifey had watched while some blokey with a yellow van , (yes, postal) had shoved one big item in the post box but then got on his phone and eventually left.
No, she didn't go and speak to him.
So, sho nuff, in the postbox is one big parcel, a few other letters and a card saying "I was unable to deliver as you weren't in!"
Of course he was on the phone trying to ring us on the non-existent mobile to say"I am at your gate with a parcel" (No one bothers to walk a few meters and ring the doorbell anymore.)
This was why she didn't come shopping with me.
Words fail me, altho she got an earful.
1st May is a bank hoiday over here, (there is never a full week in May in France). Luckily we aren't that bothered about the contents of the parcel for a while (drive belts for the big machine and yes why the heck can't they fit in a small enough parcel?)
So we'll have to pick it up when we take the dog to the vets.
Very sunny and hot here.
Have a lovely day you lot!!
Left W at home cos big post was arriving needing someone to take it in.
Went off to toon, did shopping, stood twnety minutes at the checkout while tow of the three peeps in front of me shoved through a shipping order then paid by FLIPPING cheque.
(if the purchases are less the €100 then the checkout person needs to take down all the details of the ID.
If it is over €100 they have to do the same for 2 forms of ID.)
Both were over €100.
Then off to pick up the chooks, two fo whom seemed very lively!
.Got back home to find that Wifey had watched while some blokey with a yellow van , (yes, postal) had shoved one big item in the post box but then got on his phone and eventually left.
No, she didn't go and speak to him.
So, sho nuff, in the postbox is one big parcel, a few other letters and a card saying "I was unable to deliver as you weren't in!"
Of course he was on the phone trying to ring us on the non-existent mobile to say"I am at your gate with a parcel" (No one bothers to walk a few meters and ring the doorbell anymore.)
This was why she didn't come shopping with me.
Words fail me, altho she got an earful.
1st May is a bank hoiday over here, (there is never a full week in May in France). Luckily we aren't that bothered about the contents of the parcel for a while (drive belts for the big machine and yes why the heck can't they fit in a small enough parcel?)
So we'll have to pick it up when we take the dog to the vets.
Very sunny and hot here.
Have a lovely day you lot!!
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Damp here today nice n quiet listening to the birds singing away tis nice.
Not sure what our weather is like cos I can’t see it
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The weather today will be wildly scattered sheep, followed by still more sheep in the afternoon!
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