I would just like to say

derwendolly said:

Excellent news! I hope Mrs TT feels much better now.

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Thas kind, fanks. She bin scarin hersel silly via Doctor Google. Is defnitly a load off...

derwendolly said:

They forgot to tell you there is going to be a drought for the coming 10 months!

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Us boys wuz wundrin why there wuz rumers uv a nosepipe ban.

Anna hosepipe ban

Chap / wevver geek at work says we gonna anuver scorcher

Turktowner said:

Chap / wevver geek at work says we gonna anuver scorcher

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Fank gord for that. Getting my share of global warming at last, makes burning all that diesel worthwhile.

Turktowner said:

Happy to report Mrs doesn't have a nulcer.
Carers an staff wuz fab but Orspitals wears me out, dunt like 'em.
You ok @Dippypud?

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Mi pandy is still broked, but getting betterer ... some rando sharp pain lower than the break in the hand when full grip applied ... so re-refurred for that to be sorted ...

But I am passed to drive agin ... yusssssssssss

Turktowner said:

Thas kind, fanks. She bin scarin hersel silly via Doctor Google. Is defnitly a load off...

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Even if it were anulcer they can be cleared wivs anti-b's most times ... so not too much a worry ...

Dippypud said:

But I am passed to drive agin ... yusssssssssss

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That a can of beer in your cup holder? Glad to see your pandy not too hurty to open a can.

Wimblowdriver said:

Fank gord for that. Getting my share of global warming at last, makes burning all that diesel worthwhile.

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Us haven't finished wiv this winter wot is supposed to be worst since 1946.

DevonGuy said:

Us boys wuz wundrin why there wuz rumers uv a nosepipe ban.

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It's all 'is fault!

derwendolly said:

They forgot to tell you there is going to be a drought for the coming 10 months!

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Yet but no but eye can wee in em ter elp fill em up

Hippo said:

Yet but no but eye can wee in em ter elp fill em up

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But then you would have to buy a step ladder.

Turktowner said:

Thas kind, fanks. She bin scarin hersel silly via Doctor Google. Is defnitly a load off...

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Good ter ear. If she worries agin ter er yer taked advice from Dr hippo

derwendolly said:

But then you would have to buy a step ladder.

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Not if yer doin it out tup stars winda

Hippo said:

Not if yer doin it out tup stars winda

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Let's 'ope yer aim is good!

derwendolly said:

Let's 'ope yer aim is good!

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Eye got the one that came with the ouse witch eye fink er 80 or 100L and free x 200L. But one aser split but eye is gonner try un fix it wiv melted plswick milk bottul. Ma hippos gonner get er gud washin wee that lot.

Eye is still bird baff less. Eye fort they turned up er wurk as man wiv van add evy parcels. False larm. It were 21 fat tops.

Hippo said:

Eye is still bird baff less. Eye fort they turned up er wurk as man wiv van add evy parcels. False larm. It were 21 fat tops.

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Never mind, there 'is alas tomos.

Turktowner said:

Chap / wevver geek at work says we gonna anuver scorcher

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Thems who do do wevver have said it gunna be warum fur Marchy Anaprill ... maybees a bitwet anorl ...

Dippypud said:

gunna be warum fur Marchy Anaprill ... maybees a bitwet anorl ...

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I'm forecasting rain, dry, scorchio, hurricanes, snow and a plague of locusts. Permutate any 3 from 6 and it will be right.