I would just like to say

marjon said:

Wahooo no @s

ohhh there wasn’t any A needed.

But I did see you post 1 tother day .

J

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@h but i didnt, i right clicked on the p@d c@use i h@d red underlines @n it g@ve me the option
to correct the spelling but theres no w@y im doing th@t for every word

kevstar said:

when yer coming round to sort mines

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Bit far I'm afraid

Wimblowdriver said:

Too risky. Too many unpleasant things SWMBO can do with the bow

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reminds me of my m@te who went in for @n oper@tion but he didnt know th@t his neighbour
w@s one of the surgeons h@h@ she tied @ pink bow round his wee willy fkn hil@rious

WhiskyLassie said:

Bit far I'm afraid

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you not coming up to visit @nytime soon.

kevstar said:

you not coming up to visit @nytime soon.

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Not got the time at the mo.

here we go @g@in............

h@d to come home tod@y to t@ke delivery of the new couch @ll good well not quite lol
the ch@ps unboxed it st@rted @ssembeling it @s i w@s ootside, i w@lked in @ the other
l@d s@id th@ts the other bit for the 3 se@ter errrr wot did you s@y m@te we didnt
order @ 3 se@ter ohhh feck yer i ordered @ corner suite on his line it s@id 2 se@ter
recliner n @ 3 se@ter recliner. no m@te heres the c@rd from the ch@p in the shop.
so they @ll fell out on the phone lol
the l@ds s@id do you w@nt me to le@ve it.... n@w t@ke it @w@y so we fell out c@use
the misses s@id i w@d d@ft to let it go @h ffs im off to the bo@t @s the l@ds were p@cking
it b@cg in the v@n.

fifteen mins l@ter i get @ c@ll i c@nt get the front door open the l@ds r b@ck with the couch wtf
she phoned the shop n s@id bring it b@ck c@use the old couch is going to the tip n we wont h@ve
@nything to sit on. fffssss b@ck to the hoose door opened n the l@d r putting the
3 se@ter b@ck in ok then im off i couldnt le@ve one l@d on the bo@t himself so eye fecked off.
see yezz l@ds cheers @ve @ god d@y.....

i c@me in tonight to @ 3 se@ter counch in bits plus big feckn box with @ two se@ter recliner
she told em to le@ve the lot @nd i would build it got to l@ugh they s@id do wot you w@nt
with it dont bother keeping the dogs off it @s it wont be going b@ck
the right one will be here on wednesd@y.

@nyone looking for @ lovely grey le@ther couch with white stitching

kevstar said:

@nyone looking for @ lovely grey le@ther couch with white stitching

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Can you deliver to Englandshire?

kevstar said:

here we go @g@in............

h@d to come home tod@y to t@ke delivery of the new couch

@nyone looking for @ lovely grey le@ther couch with white stitching

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I’ll take it if you deliver and I’ll double what mr @Wimblowdriver gives you

Def90man said:

I’ll take it if you deliver and I’ll double what mr @Wimblowdriver gives you

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@kevstar - I was gonna offer 10 grand, but I guess you'll accept @Def90man offer of double that

Wimblowdriver said:

@kevstar - I was gonna offer 10 grand, but I guess you'll accept @Def90man offer of double that

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Yo a badass mofo

WhiskyLassie said:

Been getting things ready for the new year and sorting an old laptop out that decided to corrupt itself. Now working like a dream. How's everyone?

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We are doing well here, all ready for a new year and all it promises. I hope you have a better 2023!

Def90man said:

Yo a badass mofo

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yer p@yp@l is fine

I had a contact with a chap in London today. The chap in Serbia sounded clearer

kevstar said:

yer p@yp@l is fine

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I’ll give yer cash once you built it up in the west wing

kevstar said:

reminds me of my m@te who went in for @n oper@tion but he didnt know th@t his neighbour
w@s one of the surgeons h@h@ she tied @ pink bow round his wee willy fkn hil@rious

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Hogmanay joke.
!st of Jan, scots bloke lying in the gutter at about 8 a.m.
Two little girls walking down the pavement see him and giggle to each other, (D'ye think it's true? Is he wearing anything....underneath?"
So they take a keek and sho nuff, nope no skankies.
So one of them takes a ribbon out of her hair and ties a bow round it.
Later on he wakes up with his head banging achy. Goes to take a p!ss, looks at his winkie and says, "I don't know where you've been, pal, but I'm glad to see you won fust prize!"


your mate's mate must have heard it!!!

kevstar said:

here we go @g@in............

h@d to come home tod@y to t@ke delivery of the new couch @ll good well not quite lol
the ch@ps unboxed it st@rted @ssembeling it @s i w@s ootside, i w@lked in @ the other
l@d s@id th@ts the other bit for the 3 se@ter errrr wot did you s@y m@te we didnt
order @ 3 se@ter ohhh feck yer i ordered @ corner suite on his line it s@id 2 se@ter
recliner n @ 3 se@ter recliner. no m@te heres the c@rd from the ch@p in the shop.
so they @ll fell out on the phone lol
the l@ds s@id do you w@nt me to le@ve it.... n@w t@ke it @w@y so we fell out c@use
the misses s@id i w@d d@ft to let it go @h ffs im off to the bo@t @s the l@ds were p@cking
it b@cg in the v@n.

fifteen mins l@ter i get @ c@ll i c@nt get the front door open the l@ds r b@ck with the couch wtf
she phoned the shop n s@id bring it b@ck c@use the old couch is going to the tip n we wont h@ve
@nything to sit on. fffssss b@ck to the hoose door opened n the l@d r putting the
3 se@ter b@ck in ok then im off i couldnt le@ve one l@d on the bo@t himself so eye fecked off.
see yezz l@ds cheers @ve @ god d@y.....

i c@me in tonight to @ 3 se@ter counch in bits plus big feckn box with @ two se@ter recliner
she told em to le@ve the lot @nd i would build it got to l@ugh they s@id do wot you w@nt
with it dont bother keeping the dogs off it @s it wont be going b@ck
the right one will be here on wednesd@y.

@nyone looking for @ lovely grey le@ther couch with white stitching

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So to cut a long story short.....
@kevstar got a "free thing".
Yet again!
Nothing to see here.
Move along.








FFS Kev, you was born under a very lucky star!!!!!!!

Hey @My Old Landy !
This'll make you laugh, or cry!
Often at crimbo W gives me a "construction" thing.
in the recent past I have had the Meccano Spitfire and the Haynes V8 engine.
Now the latter came with the firing order on one bank wrong and the cam timing well out, i suppose most kids would just have thrown it together and just marvelled as it all turned and the "spark plugs" flashed. But I fecked bout until is was "right".
so, this year she got me a "Build your own fm radio" kit.
It's quite cool and I sat down to read the 34 page instructions, which gave testing stuff to do as you go along which seems pretty clever, like using your body as an antennae, etc.
It explained roughly what the various bits do but not in enough detail for me. and as I know absolutely feck all about electronix I decided to bite the bullet and got on Wiki, which involved me clicking on the text in blue to dig deeper and deeper.
This is going to be a long haul! I'm up to a "Bandpass filter". And have decided I can only understand all this sh!t if I read it in total silence, over and over again!
(Who knew that North America don't do DAB?!)
In fact the only thing about the kit that is a bit cr@p is the case. Which in fact is simply a cardboard box printed to look like a 70s transistor radio!
But, I have a cunning plan. I years ago cleared a mate's garage and took away some stuff, (Bit of a @kevstar, got a metal Black and Decker drill, a really good Elora socket set, and a few other bits) but among it all was an old Ekco radio, like this,

Only mine is in green and cream. Methinks I could remove the AM guts and replace it with the noo FM radio bits!!
(I'll keep the bits so I could put it back to original later!)
Hmmm!

Stanleysteamer said:

Hey @My Old Landy !
This'll make you laugh, or cry!
so, this year she got me a "Build your own fm radio" kit.
It's quite cool and I sat down to read the 34 page instructions, which gave testing stuff to do as you go along which seems pretty clever, like using your body as an antennae, etc.
It explained roughly what the various bits do but not in enough detail for me. and as I know absolutely feck all about electronix I decided to bite the bullet and got on Wiki, which involved me clicking on the text in blue to dig deeper and deeper.
This is going to be a long haul! I'm up to a "Bandpass filter". And have decided I can only understand all this sh!t if I read it in total silence, over and over again!
(Who knew that North America don't do DAB?!)
In fact the only thing about the kit that is a bit cr@p is the case. Which in fact is simply a cardboard box printed to look like a 70s transistor radio!
But, I have a cunning plan. I years ago cleared a mate's garage and took away some stuff, (Bit of a @kevstar, got a metal Black and Decker drill, a really good Elora socket set, and a few other bits) but among it all was an old Ekco radio, like this,
Only mine is in green and cream. Methinks I could remove the AM guts and replace it with the noo FM radio bits!!
(I'll keep the bits so I could put it back to original later!)
Hmmm!

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Any radio equipment is a good start to learning about radio I hope you have fun. Obviously the next step is to get your amateur licence and join us on the air

My Old Landy said:

We are doing well here, all ready for a new year and all it promises. I hope you have a better 2023!

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Thank you that is really lovely.

A couple of days ago I booked a couple of flights for me n 'er indoors to go to the sunny isle next September. Usually I take a rucksack and squeeze nearly all I need in, and she takes a standard cabin bag and gets nearly all she needs in that. No hold bags, no waiting at the carousel at each end of the journey. But things have changed - seems all the airlines have halved the size of the bags you can carry on board for free. And charge loads of sovs for the previously free to carry on "cabin" sized bags. I am a little miffed -----