I would just like to say

Morning all, think ive caught up. Was oot sharp this morning fkn metal showers then sunshine
all day. Workin the morra still sittin in my dirty gear (no not that kind, your minds are warped)
Shower then I'll have steam & a jacuzzi bath. Wiv a wee rum.

kevstar said:

Your not washing the car or watering the grass , the fish need water ffs. Id just whip it out
& fill it up.

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No grass here… all stone,it’s easier to hide the oils spills.

pppppffffff me wash my landie..
Right off to fill the pond then

Def90man said:

Yer cheese look’s mouldy

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Iv thrown cheese away that the mrs says no it’s meant to smell like that & be mouldy.

Ruined

Had a mate call me today.....
He had a carpet fitters coming to do his lower rooms & stairs plus the upstairs hall.
Was out late & the chap was meant to be there at 8am, he slept in got up 11.30
to go to the bog & discovered they had been in an carpeted the house whist
he was sleeping haha

Hicap phill said:

Iv thrown cheese away that the mrs says no it’s meant to smell like that & be mouldy.

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Na I dont eat smelly mouldy foods. I wouldnt give it to my dogs either.

Hicap phill said:

pppppffffff me wash my landie..
Right off to fill the pond then

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doriz said:

Ruined

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Is that the name of the cheese?

Wimblowdriver said:

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Love the looks on the faces....

Morning.
Horses,dogs,me&mrs all fed and walked.
Time for a few hours relaxing before noise o clock.

@Hicap phill
You is allowed to fill yer pond wif a hose as it is for the welfare of the fish

Peeps down ere has been ringing the fuzz to report their neebs for using a hose.
1) It's not a police matter, they should be calling the water board
2) There int a ban in Portsmouth (tw@ts).

Wummin from the water board onna radio yesdi said they'd only issue a fine as a last resort for persistent offenders anyway.

Ahoyhoy!!!

Morning All
ANOTHER lovely day, when will it end eh?
Got some work planned for the W/E and a visit to my lad's and the nippers.
Have a nice day.

Dull but dry 'ere although the 'mizzle' isn't too far away as I look towards the hill tops.
Enjoy your w/e, one 'n all and @DanClarke enjoy your family visit - I'm sure the grandchildren will be looking forward to it.

Mornin orl, be drai doan yer zo av got paper an bread. Toast be toastin. Tea bruin. Be weak end simly.

It's nice here, have a great weekend.

Turktowner said:

@Hicap phill
You is allowed to fill yer pond wif a hose as it is for the welfare of the fish

Peeps down ere has been ringing the fuzz to report their neebs for using a hose.
1) It's not a police matter, they should be calling the water board
2) There int a ban in Portsmouth (tw@ts).

Wummin from the water board onna radio yesdi said they'd only issue a fine as a last resort for persistent offenders anyway.

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Fish are now happier..

kevstar said:

Reason 1.... Get use of the wood & metal working workshops & tools.
" 2.... Free meals
" 3....

or if your this way inclined....

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Reason one, only did it once.
Reason two, may be true in Scottyland but have to pay for them in Engerland!
Reason 3, She'd be told to go home and put some clothes on!! but true it happens a lot, can't tell you how many teachers end up with other teachers. (Mind you it ain't easy to meet members of any sex if you're a teacher, you do too many hours during term time.)

kevstar said:

Dont get it.

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Old advertising slogan for Stork margarine "You can't tell Stork from Butter"

Hicap phill said:

Iv thrown cheese away that the mrs says no it’s meant to smell like that & be mouldy.

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I had a Frog colleague who used to put cheese in a plastic box with a lid in the fridge so it'd go off faster. so it really stank. she liked it that way, obvs, but we had to hold our noses anywhere near her open fridge.