I would just like to say

Happy Christmas
Safe travels to all

Merry Christmasses orl roun. Ope yer orl get the sheep yer fancy an enuff whiskey to make it seem perfect.

Merry Christmas, hope you all enjoy a tipple and get many lr parts

Stime ter wishes orl uf me frend a nappi krimbo an ter selibrates ver hannuhal rebirf oft sun, fower daze arter longestez neet.
Have a rollicking good Christmas and Festive Season to one and all, and remember to put some Vaseline on your Hippos to prevent the doors falling off if they get slightly damp.

As it is chrissmuss day I will not be making any posts. Wow this is good wish key.

Whale oil beef hooked. Now uz buys be livin in t'age uv snowflakery, uz never thort uz'd find "Khartoum" ont televisor come Christmas day.

I see it's still as mad as a box of frogs around Birmingham.

Hicap phill said:

I see it's still as mad as a box of frogs around Birmingham.

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+1
Do they still look funny?

Even funnier. I'm now in reddditch.
I want a quiet Christmas

Hicap phill said:

Even funnier. I'm now in reddditch.
I want a quiet Christmas

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Self inflicting pain.

Good night...

Night

Mornin orl. Best get eggses int pan.

Morning, that's that over with then...

Having a lie in.

Eye is awake

Izzit termorrer yets?

Eggses et. Dogs dun. Logs in and fire laid. Best get kookin fer me brother what is hikin doan frum t'frozen north (Nuneaton that is) Still, he 'as a hippo too so he'll make it whatever t'weather chooks at im.

Oldseadog said:

Izzit termorrer yets?

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No tis today

Hippo said:

No tis today

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Thought it were today yesterday?