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No not the orange one. Its the blue one with a bad rep. Made out of brittle toffee with nuts in.
Reminds me..
Can't get Topic bars no more neever
'Wots have a hazelnut In nevery bite?.. "
Good Times friends, good times.
I would just like to say
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Reminds me..
Can't get Topic bars no more neever
'Wots have a hazelnut In nevery bite?.. "
Good Times friends, good times.
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I fear I’ve been swindled!!
A ne’er do well of some sort has robbed me blind
Was busy fingering me small change when I decided to empty me pockets. And I found this foreign junk in them
View attachment 238879 Supposed to be a 10p from a place called Chicken Rock
SWMBO chucks her loose change in a machine at the soopermarkit and it swaps it for notes or something (I don't go in them meself so don't know the machine). It spat a load of canadian and USA coins back at her, all looked like 5 and 10p pieces to the casual observer. She couldn't figure out where they came from and to be in her pocket. Son in law did a tour of Canada and USA with the red arrows in 2019 then we went on holiday together when he came back. Go figure -----
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Squirrel sh!t
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...that the builderers among you might enjoy seeing how "professionals" install french doors at an angle.
First picture is the side where WE installed the re-purposed window (vertically, and basically very well aligned with the timber column) covered here with a wooden capping internally.
And here is the “other-side” where I am fighting to cover it because the French doors are on the pi$$ and leaning outwards at the top (as installed by "Four Seasons Conservatory Specialists").
Look at the difference in the gap at the top and at the bottom! Shocking.
Some creative carpentry is required here. But I am getting there.
First picture is the side where WE installed the re-purposed window (vertically, and basically very well aligned with the timber column) covered here with a wooden capping internally.
And here is the “other-side” where I am fighting to cover it because the French doors are on the pi$$ and leaning outwards at the top (as installed by "Four Seasons Conservatory Specialists").
Look at the difference in the gap at the top and at the bottom!
Shocking.Some creative carpentry is required here. But I am getting there.
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I have finally read the leaflet that came with the medication and it says that the consumption of alcohol has NO effect on the action of the drug. So the nurse-practitioner cow can stick it where the sun don't shine! Back on the booze for me!!!
Oh aye I forgot to tell you that the other day oooppps lol
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Please feel free to post it back to meI fear I’ve been swindled!!
A ne’er do well of some sort has robbed me blind
Was busy fingering me small change when I decided to empty me pockets. And I found this foreign junk in them
View attachment 238879 Supposed to be a 10p from a place called Chicken Rock
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Hmm... just watched two movies back-to-back and with the associated alcohol consumption during said movies I am now feeling a bit tipsy
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ohh... munchies!
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I am a firm believer that there's no place you can't poppet
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Even while sitting on the throne?I am a firm believer that there's no place you can't poppet
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No place, not no time...Even while sitting on the throne?
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I am a firm believer that there's no place you can't poppet
Once you pop....
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Please feel free to post it back to me
Why, is it the only one on yer island and you have to share it??
I’m holding it hostage until a ransom is paid!!
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We achully have 3 of themWhy, is it the only one on yer island and you have to share it??
I’m holding it hostage until a ransom is paid!!
Once we run short of them (probably next month) we'll be in touch to arrange the ransom payment.
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We achully have 3 of them
Once we run short of them (probably next month) we'll be in touch to arrange the ransom payment.
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Fer gettid ter tell yer eye put a screw through me gas pipe when finishing screwing down me floor boards last nite. Din't realise at the time. Then eye smells gas and take oat the screws to look under the floor board and the pipe snapped when eye puts me finger over the ole. Run down stairs to me gas meter under the stairs and the handles missing. Couldn't turn the fing by hand. Me pliers int big enuff ter get round it and grip it. Can't find me mole grips. Then eye remembers eye gottid a pipe fing that's big enuff. Can't find it int me tool box. Not even at the bottom after tipping it oat. Fings are starting ter get silly now. Tool box 2 int gorrit neever. Then eye remembers its under the sink. Goes int kitchen and opens me sink cupboard door. Oat jumps me pipe fing and it hops across the kitchen then up the stairs. Am following it but can't keep up. Gets up stairs and its no where to be seen.
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Eye only know fraggle rockI fear I’ve been swindled!!
A ne’er do well of some sort has robbed me blind
Was busy fingering me small change when I decided to empty me pockets. And I found this foreign junk in them
View attachment 238879 Supposed to be a 10p from a place called Chicken Rock
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Not far from the real thing.
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