I would just like to say

kevstar said:

Na that goes in yer sock..

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I keep my canoo in me sock

Shimsteriom said:

You'd do it for free?

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You could try one of the other willing gents on err I prefer a fish supper to a sausage.

kevstar said:

I had an ultrasound on ma bollocks years ago, told to lay on the bed tackle oot then the nurse
said do you mind if the students came in to watch, me...errr ok then turned round an about 10
lovely birds came in ah fffs haha the cold gel

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And did they all have to have a go?
Only you could that happen to!

kevstar said:

I took a mate snowboarding 2 years ago he said he could ski ended up getting rescued from the
summit lol weather was wild blizzards n high winds so they turned off all the lifts an he couldnt
ski at all fkn stupid coont acting as if he was the man

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You could have said, "It's easy, just do what I do" Set off doon the slope and waited for him to slide down!
Mate? What a mate!

DanClarke said:

Never pluck Dandelions with your bare hands. The French name for them says why (an old wives tale probably).

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https://wordhistories.net/2016/07/21/dandelion-****enlit/

Nite all.

I'm already looking forward to me lie-in

Stanleysteamer said:

You could have said, "It's easy, just do what I do" Set off doon the slope and waited for him to slide down!
Mate? What a mate!

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I said at the top off you go an I'll follow you he said im having a few mins to take in the views
so off I went see ya at the 2nd lift. catch ye

Sleep well folks!

Shimsteriom said:

Every vehicle I drive has cruise control fitted.

I call it my right foot.

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How do you drive your motorbike?

Morning.
Off for my jab later.
Out in the morning sun

Operation Corners today. Tried last weekend but the galvy corners I liked / bought must have been for an earlier model Tratter coz the holes for the lights wuz too ickle.
All machined out and cold galvy sprayed onna inside. Jus tope the rain holds oft (but I'll be doin it regardless).

Appi weekends folks

Hicap phill said:

How do you drive your motorbike?

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Quickly

Good morning

Sunzup and it looks like it might be a dry day.

Enjoy whatever you're up to.

Light cloud with just a slight breeze and there is some evidence that the sun is trying to come out. The important thing is that there is no rain.
Enjoy your weekend folks but don't work too hard.

Morning all sun is oot here tis breezy no rain today
Got a twinge in my lower back on the left side which is annoying, was meant to be
laying a chipboard floor today, getting another lad in to do it im off to play in the digger
for the day.

Njoy your day zonners.

Unsure why I attract fruit loop people....

anyway just had my COVID jab.
Asked some questions and they looked at me funnily....
they ask , Are you allergic to any thing???
I replied doctors & salad.
im sure they jabbed the needle in harder to make me like them more

Morning All
Iron-Grey skies here and rain all night and just waiting to get going again.
1st Cup of coffee is gone, 2nd started.
What is it with adult children? Now the other one has popped-up with "Come & help me sort MY GARDEN out?"
Where's MY time?
Enjoy your day folks!

An old mate of mine (65) has just posted on FB that he has been taken in to the local Gen. Hosp. With suspected blood clots after receiving the AZ jab.
Waiting to hear if its after dose #1 or dose #2.
Got my "top-up" scheduled for next Friday.

Edit: He got dose #2 19 days ago and the clots have developed since then.

DanClarke said:

Morning All
Iron-Grey skies here and rain all night and just waiting to get going again.
1st Cup of coffee is gone, 2nd started.
What is it with adult children? Now the other one has popped-up with "Come & help me sort MY GARDEN out?"
Where's MY time?
Enjoy your day folks!

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Ask if they can give you a hand first...
If that does not work ask if you both can stop over to save on travel time.
These options normally get me out of family requests

Hicap phill said:

Ask if they can give you a hand first...
If that does not work ask if you both can stop over to save on travel time.
These options normally get me out of family requests

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Sadly, they both live in this town < 10 mins away
Having given a lot of help to #2 son, it is difficult to refuse #3 son.
However, this garden is a pocket-garden in comparison and no fences to erect or Koi ponds to dismantle.
I would still prefer it if they all stood on their own 2 feet.