I would just like to say

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DanClarke said:
.... The water that was looking like a sparrow's "infinity-pool" on top of my mini barn actually disappeared during the day due to wind & sun evaporation. :)
All refilled now with the current 60MPH winds and rain. :(
I have to comment that the new building is so much quieter than the previous conservatory was in such times. Very peaceful in there. :)
It appears that a phony-war has been declared..... Herself is giving me the coldest of shoulders because I raised my voice when articulating the fact that "that little git is getting no more of my money". :(
I really don't want to escalate things but.... if I have to, I can always get the OTHER half of MY pension paid into MY account instead of the joint account.
That would definitely be incendiary, and a truly nuclear option. All I can say is..."Don't push me" :)
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Ooops!
Bay of Pigs coming up!
Waiting until Khrushchev bangs his shoe on the desk!
(Does the "phony" war involve a hotline?)
Reminded of the Liverpool Poets quick poem.
"Ode to a petrol pump attendant"
"I wanted your soft verges, but all you gave me was the hard shoulder."
I have heard of kids divorcing their parents, wonder if you can do the opposite?;)
Seriously, as a retired person I think you are entitled to say, "I gave already, ever since you were born. Grow up and stand on your own two feet"
Just saying. ;)
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Shimsteriom said:
Nowt wrong wiv my hoover.

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Looks in slightly better nick than the one I keep in our loft, "just in case".
Also like the way you can double the power by jamming a bit of wood in the place where you put the connector for the hose.;)
Bought in 1984, from a junk shop for £17. Sadly no attachments though.:(:(:(
 
Well today managed to persuade Wifey to treat it as a holiday.
So she only did a tiny bit of gardening, and I did a huge dishwashing machine load. (Nearly said "dishwasher" But I know you durdy bugres too well!:rolleyes:;))
The Rogan Josh was epic.......:):):):):)
Not much else to report.
Watched "Feck the midwife" (fingers-down-the-throat emoji), well wifey did, while i ground my teeth while reading through old Kit Car mags to see ifanything was worth tearing out and keeping. There weren't much,:rolleyes:.
Now stuck with Shane feckin Ritchie going on endless caravan holidays.:rolleyes::mad::mad::mad:
WHY do they make such rubbish and then why does Wifey record it and watch it while I am still alive?:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
kevstar said:
Nowt wrong with a bit of wind..
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The moral of this story is.......
If you suffer with serious flatulence, wear knickers and longer skirts!!!:):):):)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Well today managed to persuade Wifey to treat it as a holiday.
So she only did a tiny bit of gardening, and I did a huge dishwashing machine load. (Nearly said "dishwasher" But I know you durdy bugres too well!:rolleyes:;))
The Rogan Josh was epic.......:):):):):)
Not much else to report.
Watched "Feck the midwife" (fingers-down-the-throat emoji), well wifey did, while i ground my teeth while reading through old Kit Car mags to see ifanything was worth tearing out and keeping. There weren't much,:rolleyes:.
Now stuck with Shane feckin Ritchie going on endless caravan holidays.:rolleyes::mad::mad::mad:
WHY do they make such rubbish and then why does Wifey record it and watch it while I am still alive?:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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I had Rogan Josh tonight left over from last night as the misses didnt eat much.
 
kevstar said:
Errr no nicknacks fur me.
I prefer laminate to carpet, I dont mind a welcome mat the front door though :D:D
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Confess to only having the tackle shaved once, for an op when i was about 19.
Looked like a plucked chicken/turkey (pick your own farmyard, feathered animal) and after about 2 days ITCHED LIKE FECK!!!!!! For ages!
Never again.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Despite the weather, there have been two heath fires either side of us, one about 2 miles away, the other a bit further. 150 firefighters involved, not helped by the wind?
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/19276036.firefighters-tackling-huge-forest-blaze-verwood/

Grockles? Bored kids?
Dunno yet.
Tossers anyway.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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Just been reading about this fire too....
Huge fire at boatyard as 'explosions' heard by residents with 100 firefighters at scene - Mirror Online
 
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