I would just like to say

Hicap phill said:

He would have to phone a friend as no one else can go to his rock.

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He’s got his phone on that auction site so that won’t work

Def90man said:

He’s got his phone on that auction site so that won’t work

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Nah, the fone on the bay is the fone I used to use when I had my last job.

Got a noo one now.

kevstar said:

He aint got a bird will be two stones plus twos stones two too many stones for my liking

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They are strange folk these islanders

Def90man said:

They are strange folk these islanders

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They seam fine to me tis everyone else thats strange

Shimsteriom said:

Nah, the fone on the bay is the fone I used to use when I had my last job.

Got a noo one now.

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Is your new one like this??

Def90man said:

Is your new one like this??
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No, I can't afford one of those high-spec models.

neilly said:

A coin or stainless washer laid on top of a jar /pot of frozen water is a good indicator of a bad defrost cycle having happened.

Cheers

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Wifey says, "that's a good idea"! .
I'll have to remind her when we get over there, and before we leave here!

There's a singin sossij ont telly

....it's been a day for deliveries, first Waitrose, then my new trestles.

Hippo said:

There's a singin sossij ont telly

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Thank gawd fur that. Sossijis be unner-represented ont telly.

Stanleysteamer said:

....it's been a day for deliveries, first Waitrose, then my new trestles.

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Oooohhh what trestles did you get?

Hippo said:

There's a singin sossij ont telly

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Please keep your sausage to yourself

DanClarke said:

Oooohhh what trestles did you get?

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They are the sort that fold up into a box about 2 feet high but once assembled the bit you put stuff on can be raised up to quite a height.
I'll find a link and put it up.
https://www.manomano.co.uk/p/homcom...c-builders-diy-steel-work-bench-tools-2208319

Hippo said:

There's a singin sossij ont telly

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Which channel?

Singin badger ont telly now

Stanleysteamer said:

Which channel?

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Itv but its recordid from earlier

Hippo said:

Singin badger ont telly now

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My God I can't keep up with all this singin.
Can't they form a choir?

Hippo said:

Itv but its recordid from earlier

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That narrows it down then!

Stanleysteamer said:

That narrows it down then!

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The masked singer

Hippo said:

The masked singer

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Ta mate! Hee Hee!