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You said his branches were very special then changed it
Yes the branches are special they dont want there limbs chopped off
I would just like to say
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Yes the branches are special they dont want there limbs chopped off
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Spuds ter nite. Not dun much terday. Looked ut me doors un lined up the door wiv me post un layd me injis onnit. Doors be gerrin evvy. Had a luk fer routers ont line. Bin finkin ov the trent t10 ut 269 sovs int screwfix. Eye mite be garn screwfix morra fer sum plugs.
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You know something? Sometimes you can get TOO lucky!
Last time I did a favour for a friend of wifey's, finding and fixing a new front valance to her Golf, the female in question was about as attractive as a rough prison wardress from Cell block H. AND she gave me tea, but no cake or biccys.
Im not interested in her I just want paid (cash)
my mate in the other hand say no more Finger of fudge to give the boy a treat lol
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Day off the morra peeps
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Vera by any chance? Old Vinegar Tits????, the female in question was about as attractive as a rough prison wardress from Cell block H..
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Feck me you expect me to know them by name? How long ago was it on?Vera by any chance? Old Vinegar Tits????
All i know is wifey's friend was tall, had a face like a cliff face and a North eastern accent not that I have anything against Geordieesses!
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"My mate in the other hand" so who is in the first hand? Eh? Eh? and you're "not interested", AND you want to get paid?! you are a cheeky fecker!!!Im not interested in her I just want paid (cash)
Finger of fudge to give the boy a treat lol
Hope your mate has sufficient fun to not dob you in!!! lol!
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An you smashed it ya dirdy dog
"My mate in the other hand" so who is in the first hand? Eh? Eh? and you're "not interested", AND you want to get paid?! you are a cheeky fecker!!!
Hope your mate has sufficient fun to not dob you in!!! lol!
Yer a funny chap aint ye haha Im extremely happy with me lovely lady, I get to do what I like an
buy what I like as long as it aint pubs n tarts. Nowt wrong with window shopping as long as the
wallet stays in the pocket.
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"Widow shopping" love it, lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!An you smashed it ya dirdy dog
I'd have had to have been dead or on drugs or both!!!
Yer a funny chap aint ye haha Im extremely happy with me lovely lady, I get to do what I like an
buy what I like as long as it aint pubs n tarts. Nowt wrong with window shopping as long as the
wallet stays in the pocket.
Your mrs must be as trusting as mine. She used to work away from home all week, and even longer when with P&O. I never got tempted, well tempted but never to the extent I'd anything about it! As you say, you can look but you can't touch! This marriage is far too important to me.
And no, I can't buy a pub either!
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Fink i'm off to me bed!
Sleep tite all, tomoz is lie in day!
Sleep tite all, tomoz is lie in day!
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Mornin tu frens. Be drai smornin zo us boys goan doan garden. Us lukin vorrard tu work tomorrow so checkin tules an geddun oat vlask an zanwedge box. Liddul bits tu du on Hippocrates anorl (bestest 4x4 int hole whirl evva).
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Morning orl.
Clear an cold an lots to do.
Shakin up Sunday wif homemade beef burgers wif a babybel in a middle later.
Have a guddun
Clear an cold an lots to do.
Shakin up Sunday wif homemade beef burgers wif a babybel in a middle later.
Have a guddun
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Green cross code man / Darth Vader man, Dave Prowse has passed away.
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Allus use t' Green Cross Code. Or a light sabre, whichever comes to hand.
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Morning All
Late up today (a lie-in for a change).
I seem to have done both shoulders a mischief
Not sure if its the pull-ups, or the press-ups doing it, but both shoulders are sore, so I shall refrain for a few days.
Looking forward to the installation of the new lighting in the kitchen (starts tomorrow).
My sparky mate says I may need sunglasses as 12 x 500Lumen LED downlighters in a 14 x 12 room is too many.
I can fit less, of course but the whole idea is to get rid of the dimly-lit effect. We will see. Probably going to fit dimmer-switches too.
But that is tomorrow. Any excess lamps can be saved and fitted in the conservatory when I re-do the roof.
Booked a haircut for Wednesday (the day they re-open), can't wait.
Have a great day all.
Late up today (a lie-in for a change).
I seem to have done both shoulders a mischief
Not sure if its the pull-ups, or the press-ups doing it, but both shoulders are sore, so I shall refrain for a few days.
Looking forward to the installation of the new lighting in the kitchen (starts tomorrow).
My sparky mate says I may need sunglasses as 12 x 500Lumen LED downlighters in a 14 x 12 room is too many.
I can fit less, of course but the whole idea is to get rid of the dimly-lit effect. We will see. Probably going to fit dimmer-switches too.
But that is tomorrow. Any excess lamps can be saved and fitted in the conservatory when I re-do the roof.
Booked a haircut for Wednesday (the day they re-open), can't wait.
Have a great day all.
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I hope your lights are dimmer compatible! Not all areMorning All
Late up today (a lie-in for a change).
I seem to have done both shoulders a mischief
Not sure if its the pull-ups, or the press-ups doing it, but both shoulders are sore, so I shall refrain for a few days.
Looking forward to the installation of the new lighting in the kitchen (starts tomorrow).
My sparky mate says I may need sunglasses as 12 x 500Lumen LED downlighters in a 14 x 12 room is too many.
I can fit less, of course but the whole idea is to get rid of the dimly-lit effect. We will see. Probably going to fit dimmer-switches too.
But that is tomorrow. Any excess lamps can be saved and fitted in the conservatory when I re-do the roof.
Booked a haircut for Wednesday (the day they re-open), can't wait.
Have a great day all.
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