I love the 'Old Cow'

Well I got the 'Old Cow' back today, with a new MOT a full service and a few other odds a sods needed for the MOT and so far it's going very, very well.

It's amazing what a new injector can do. I used to have what can only be described as judder when I eased on / off the accelerator in slow heavy traffic, this has now gone.

I'm so far up me own arse now it's all dark here!

ANyway, do we have a Plan 'C' then?

You know who you are.

haha when i seen old cow, for some strange reason i thought of CLAW. plan c is ok with me..

well they sound kinda the same :doh:

j the range said:

haha when i seen old cow, for some strange reason i thought of CLAW. plan c is ok with me..

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fett said:

well they sound kinda the same :doh:

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You two aren't implying I'm some sort of Gimp Suit loving Trud Tapper are you?

no no not me, well not a turd tapper..lol

Was with Tony most of this afto ...Actually discussing whether we should club together & get J a Gold plated Crow Bar fer his birthday!!!.... Actually we had a GREAT TIME Was a REAL GOOD afternoon We sorted..

1. Discoverys

2. Range Rovers

3. The National Debt

4. Afganistan

5. MP's Expenses

6. How to remain COOL whilst fylin thru a Thunder Storm

7. How to change ones underwear whilst on a crowded aeroplane (& NOT get noticed!!!)

And FINALLY how to drink 3 cups of tea + 2 cups of Coffee & then drive 35 miles home WITHOUT ****IN ME PANTS!!!!
And on THAT subject ............. WHY is it when yer jigglin about Bustin fer a **** & stopped at the traffic lights the FOOKIN OLD DUFFER in front waits to put his right hand indicator on TIL THE FOOKIN LIGHTS HAVE TURNED GREEN & then just SITS THERE NOT pullin to the centre of the junction!!!!!!

If I'd have had J's Crow Bar I would have EMBEDDED it in the old Duffers SKULL!!!!!

But ...OH YEAH .... PLAN C is a GOER!!! (for Me & Tony) .....SUNDAY 12;30/1:00PM at the Phantom Winger...... I have sourced a good supply of Brown Paper bags for our heads (Just in case J shows up & his PINK Diamante GIMP SUIT!!!)

Don't know about on way home he nearly wet his pants when he saw the V8 in my little toy. Think he so wanted to play with it. He has found himself a pastime, going to lesbian get togethers. Not happy with the money though, he said it's a bloody liberty to have to pay £25.00 just to watch.

wammers said:

Don't know about on way home he nearly wet his pants when he saw the V8 in my little toy. Think he so wanted to play with it. He has found himself a pastime, going to lesbian get togethers. Not happy with the money though, he said it's a bloody liberty to have to pay £25.00 just to watch.

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Go look thru yer Telescope you !!!!... & No watchin that young lady across the river ... ( Just coz she showers wiv the bathroom blinds open .....)

At your age ...... you should be ashamed of yerself .......P.S. when do I get a GO!!!!!!!

the hooded claw said:

Go look thru yer Telescope you !!!!... & No watchin that young lady across the river ... ( Just coz she showers wiv the bathroom blinds open .....)

At your age ...... you should be ashamed of yerself .......P.S. when do I get a GO!!!!!!!

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She who must be obeyed would never let me use her telescope for that. Well not when she's in she wouldn't.

wammers said:

She who must be obeyed would never let me use her telescope for that. Well not when she's in she wouldn't.

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I can see it now ... there you are peekin thru the 'scope & in walks GOD ... " & What do ya think YOUR DOIN"

To which you reply ...... " Oh Hello Dearest, I was just checking the angular orentation of the large convex mirror, the fact that it was pointing across the river at that young lady with the biggest TITS in human History & Nipples like Coat Hooks is quite irrelvent .....................................Dear,...................... Oh!!By the way Had a good day at work??? ... I'll just put the kettle on & make you a hot drink"......


That about right then ??????????????????? if not its DAMNED CLOSE!!!

the hooded claw said:

I can see it now ... there you are peekin thru the 'scope & in walks GOD ... " & What do ya think YOUR DOIN"

To which you reply ...... " Oh Hello Dearest, I was just checking the angular orentation of the large convex mirror, the fact that it was pointing across the river at that young lady with the biggest TITS in human History & Nipples like Coat Hooks is quite irrelvent .....................................Dear,...................... Oh!!By the way Had a good day at work??? ... I'll just put the kettle on & make you a hot drink"......


That about right then ??????????????????? if not its DAMNED CLOSE!!!

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Would never do that. Besides now that the trees have leaves can't bloody see her house.