I feel so inferior???

I really enjoy reading all the threads on this site especially the discovery ones. There really is a great deal of knowledge and lots of useful advice out there. One thing I would ask you guys (and ladies if there are any..apologies in advance!) to do is...if at all possible...keep things simple for us people who are very new not only to landys but also to motor mechanics in general. T.Hanks!!!

no worries fever, i will try as i always do to describe things in laymans terms so that you can understand them

Hey fever, don't fret, they'll break it down to your level eventually, if they can do it for me (explain things) they can do it for you too old bean!!

Don't worry about it.

Remember to just ask if there is something you don't understand, the original poster who baffled you, or someone else will soon reply.

I know when I post an answer I will usually post the with the assumption that you know a certain amount already. If you don't understand a section then ask for it to be explained. But throughout this site there is a lot of duplication, in the past couple of months I have explained how to check a lift pump works about 3 times, and referred to these posts in about another 3 posts. So the search facility does come in very handy sometimes.

how dya check a lift pump then maniac

Oh das easy Eamon, you put da pomp oonder the car, poosh yourfoot oop an down on it, if the car lifts, its feckin workin, somtoimes i fink ya fick.

hey maybe im not so bad after all..i can work a foot pump too!!! cheers guys.

Yep they use all the techinical terms here such as:-
Thingy
Bit's
Widget's
Twiddel

and Bodged