High Fuel Consumption???

jamacian bob said:

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And I thought I was mad!

Welcome bob, yer loon

Was that an echo . . .

ming said:

Was that an echo . . .

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Think bobs bongs bunged up!

jamacian bob said:

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Is it true Bob that ya run yer motor on wacky [oh welecome to the gaylander bit Bob]. . .

greetings ming. ave bean running ma ride on wacky juice for ages now. every time i pass a gas station the thing crys out for some chocolate. the really good part is after extracting the wacky oil from de plant ah can still get high on the leavings. its a gas man..

jamacian bob said:

greetings ming. ave bean running ma ride on wacky juice for ages now. every time i pass a gas station the thing crys out for some chocolate. the really good part is after extracting the wacky oil from de plant ah can still get high on the leavings. its a gas man..

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Way ta go Bob,Mrs Ming tried a earth wacky while flying ma rocket she was a snorting and a gigerlin as she hit warp speed while i was in the outside loo [worst 4 hours of my life]. . .

ming said:

Is it true Bob that ya run yer motor on wacky [oh welecome to the gaylander bit Bob]. . .

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now thats an idea!
You can just picture it ! the hippo doing 28 mph everwhere,

Wooww hold on dare man, I is comin as fast as i can, gimmy some time to sort out me geyars, youse goin too fast for mee, all dis rushin aboot, dares no neeed

dunno why the accent turned from jamacan to irish???

dude ah used to be a amlance driver here on jamaica.. we was so lay'd back it done took us boot 3 hours just to get past the hopital gates.. da siren went like neeee...............................................................................(vast passage of time) naw................................................................................................................nee...............................................................................................naw

mondo said:

now thats an idea!
You can just picture it ! the hippo doing 28 mph everwhere,

Wooww hold on dare man, I is comin as fast as i can, gimmy some time to sort out me geyars, youse goin too fast for mee, all dis rushin aboot, dares no neeed

dunno why the accent turned from jamacan to irish???

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You in Bobs motor Mondo. . .

yer man!
just hanin loose yano!








****in barkin on here tonite???!!!

thank god!

roooollll another one
just like the other one

jamacian bob said:

roooollll another one
just like the other one

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On Zog we smoke the under arm hairs of Mrs Ming ,this has the same effect as yer blue pill on earth, a gave some to a earth freind as he was havin trouble wiv his scafold pole and his wife wasnt happy, however forgot that 1hour earth time =3 weeks Zog time, didnt see him for ages ,so asked his wife how it went, she said last time she saw him he pole vaulted out the window,and nobody has seen him since. . .

so what would happen if you smoked mrs ming's minge?

Oh dear, that's done it, we're in the gutter at last

You guys have lost the plot !!

there's a plot???

slob said:

there's a plot???

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I think the plot had something to do with fuel consumption of the 4 wheeled hippo

As usual we de-railed after a few posts and started talking rubbish. I suspect that's why I like this forum so much even though I don't have a hippo anymore. When I say like, I might mean love. Yeah, I think it's love, I love you guys

Group hug

marksurry said:

I think the plot had something to do with fuel consumption of the 4 wheeled hippo

AI might mean love. Yeah, I think it's love, I love you guys

Group hug

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are you sure you don't still got yer gaylander??

nulli said:

Hi guys, I have just traded in my X reg (2000)TD4 GS for a new Freelander Adventurer 06 reg Diesal. She had to put in a tenner worth of Diesal

I filled up the tank and drove about 90 miles and this morning when I got in the car and started the engine the gauge was showing that I had used
Not sure what is going on here? It would appear that I have driven approx 200 miles and used almost 3/4 of a tank of diesal!!


Any suggestions please?

Thanks in advance.

Nulli.

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meanwhile back at the plot...............it might help if you tried putting diesel in it instead of diesal.

I agree with Slob here, "diesal" is bad for economy. The prefered fuel is "diesel", a richer fuel that burns more efficiently.

Also, some one suggetsed to me when I was having a fuel economy problem that I change gear. I discovered I had another 4 to choose from. I've never looked back since. Better MPG and she goes faster too