Havin a "Practice" session to night

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the hooded claw

the hooded claw

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As "Ye olde World Cup" as on soon .. I thought I'd get a bit of practice in this evening watchin the Fiasco we call an "Election"

Test the Chair, work out where to put the beer bottles & Crisps, Nuts & Pork Pies Ect

Popped over to local shop & stocked up on.....

15 bottles of Beer

6 packets of crisps

4 Pork Pies

40 Fags

Borrowed the Mrs's Lappy ( so if it gets borin I can surf fer a bit of PORN)





Just checked .... there appears to be only 8 bottles of beer left... OH DEAR!!! & I only started at 7 PM!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
the hooded claw said:
As "Ye olde World Cup" as on soon .. I thought I'd get a bit of practice in this evening watchin the Fiasco we call an "Election"

Test the Chair, work out where to put the beer bottles & Crisps, Nuts & Pork Pies Ect

Popped over to local shop & stocked up on.....

15 bottles of Beer

6 packets of crisps

4 Pork Pies

40 Fags

Borrowed the Mrs's Lappy ( so if it gets borin I can surf fer a bit of PORN)


Just checked .... there appears to be only 8 bottles of beer left... OH DEAR!!! & I only started at 7 PM!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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And so far your bored to tears, smoked 20 fags finished the crisps half the beer, ****ed yourself into a near stupor and wished you'd washed the salt and vinegar off your hands before you pull one off, as it really stings.

:D
 
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the hooded claw said:
As "Ye olde World Cup" as on soon .. I thought I'd get a bit of practice in this evening watchin the Fiasco we call an "Election"

Test the Chair, work out where to put the beer bottles & Crisps, Nuts & Pork Pies Ect

Popped over to local shop & stocked up on.....

15 bottles of Beer

6 packets of crisps

4 Pork Pies

40 Fags

Borrowed the Mrs's Lappy ( so if it gets borin I can surf fer a bit of PORN)
Just checked .... there appears to be only 8 bottles of beer left... OH DEAR!!! & I only started at 7 PM!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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'Scuse me but some of us serious people object to this kind of material : you don't seem to realise that a single pork pie contain more than a years permitted level of unconbobulated fat .....and Scotland didn't make the finals
 
woogoo said:
And so far your bored to tears, smoked 20 fags finished the crisps half the beer, ****ed yourself into a near stupor and wished you'd washed the salt and vinegar off your hands before you pull one off, has it really stings.

:D
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**** me ... I'm havin a illusuion ... I'm talkin to a dead person.. YOU died last night chokin on an ice cube..I KNOW you did ..your Widow posted to tell us you did !!!!!

[Note to self, do not drink lots of beer, you will Communicate with "The Other Side" & see apperritions]

The Errrrrr... last bit William ,, (It stings) .... that from personal experience is it!!????:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
the hooded claw said:
**** me ... I'm havin a illusuion ... I'm talkin to a dead person.. YOU died last night chokin on an ice cube..I KNOW you did ..your Widow posted to tell us you did !!!!!

[Note to self, do not drink lots of beer, you will Communicate with "The Other Side" & see apperritions]

The Errrrrr... last bit William ,, (It stings) .... that from personal experience is it!!????:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Ah, well there's the odd thing Keith, she was hoping I'd died, so she could collect on the insurance! I came round as she was going through my pockets!

And what was the first thing she said to me! "Oh dear are your alright, you look as if you could do with a drink." ;)

And as regards S&V on the bell end, yes, it does hurt, so does deep heat! Never play rugby again.
 
woogoo said:
And so far your bored to tears, smoked 20 fags finished the crisps half the beer, ****ed yourself into a near stupor and wished you'd washed the salt and vinegar off your hands before you pull one off, as it really stings.

:D
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What even more than whipping it with bootlace dipped in vinegar? :D:D:D:D
 
the hooded claw said:
As "Ye olde World Cup" as on soon .. I thought I'd get a bit of practice in this evening watchin the Fiasco we call an "Election"

Test the Chair, work out where to put the beer bottles & Crisps, Nuts & Pork Pies Ect

Popped over to local shop & stocked up on.....

15 bottles of Beer

6 packets of crisps

4 Pork Pies

40 Fags

Borrowed the Mrs's Lappy ( so if it gets borin I can surf fer a bit of PORN)





Just checked .... there appears to be only 8 bottles of beer left... OH DEAR!!! & I only started at 7 PM!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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If thats your diet, no wonder you've got dodgy knees:eek:

Does your air suspension sag on one side?
 
wammers said:
What even more than whipping it with bootlace dipped in vinegar? :D:D:D:D
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Oh! FFS what have I told you ..... What you & yer mates get up to in Preston North End Toilets is YOUR affair ..... As long as you don't wear that full Gimp suit again

Last time I bailed you out you promised you wouldn't wear it again .. & now look ........Yer on Sky Sports HD wiv "I'm Wammers & I'll do anything fer a dare" written on it ......

its just gotta stop Tony .. I told yer, yer wife will find out in the end !!!!:D:D:D:cool::cool:
 
the hooded claw said:
Oh! FFS what have I told you ..... What you & yer mates get up to in Preston North End Toilets is YOUR affair ..... As long as you don't wear that full Gimp suit again

Last time I bailed you out you promised you wouldn't wear it again .. & now look ........Yer on Sky Sports HD wiv "I'm Wammers & I'll do anything fer a dare" written on it ......

its just gotta stop Tony .. I told yer, yer wife will find out in the end !!!!:D:D:D:cool::cool:
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One thing is plain from these posts of ours is that you are just as daft as i am.:D:D:D:D
 
wammers said:
Bloody hell J don't do that, the Hood would most likely laugh at you, but you never know who might be passing from the gay capitol of the north a few miles south of Fleetwood. :D:D:D:D
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I assume you mean Gay Pool.. whos Poem is .....

The boy stood on the burning deck his hands tied to the mast, he dare not move nor budge an inch as Bummer Walsh walked past......

Now Bummer was a snidy git he threw the lad a kipper ...... & when he bent down to pick it up.......................................


WOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. Right up his ****ter!!!!!!



So, YEAH .. J shows his arse ..& they'll be queuing up to play "Hide the Sausage" ......................
 
the hooded claw said:
I assume you mean Gay Pool.. whos Poem is .....

The boy stood on the burning deck his hands tied to the mast, he dare not move nor budge an inch as Bummer Walsh walked past......

Now Bummer was a snidy git he threw the lad a kipper ...... & when he bent down to pick it up.......................................


WOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. Right up his ****ter!!!!!!



So, YEAH .. J shows his arse ..& they'll be queuing up to play "Hide the Sausage" ......................
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Yeah that's it Gaypool or Handonhippool. Some funny buggers live there. And not only the gays. :)
 
the hooded claw said:
I assume you mean Gay Pool.. whos Poem is .....

The boy stood on the burning deck his hands tied to the mast, he dare not move nor budge an inch as Bummer Walsh walked past......

Now Bummer was a snidy git he threw the lad a kipper ...... & when he bent down to pick it up.......................................


WOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. Right up his ****ter!!!!!!
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Sorry, hate to be pedantic but how can the boy bend down to pick up the kipper when he's meant to be tied to a mast? It would appear that who ever tied the ropes didn't do a very good job implying that the boy could obviously have freed himself. So if this is the case then, and again by implication the boy is just a cock monkey, knowing (or hoping) what would happen.

Honestly, some people!

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Woogoo
 
woogoo said:
Sorry, hate to be pedantic but how can the boy bend down to pick up the kipper when he's meant to be tied to a mast? It would appear that who ever tied the ropes didn't do a very good job implying that the boy could obviously have freed himself. So if this is the case then, and again by implication the boy is just a cock monkey, knowing (or hoping) what would happen.

Honestly, some people!

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Woogoo
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It is obvious he had his hands tied together around the mast. And thus was able to slide his hands down to pick up the aformentioned bait (sorry kipper). An unfortunate situation taken advantage of by this low life coco shunter Walsh, who quite possibly lived around the south shore of Gaypool when not at sea.:cool: :cool::cool:
 
wammers said:
It is obvious he had his hands tied together around the mast. And thus was able to slide his hands down to pick up the aformentioned bait (sorry kipper). An unfortunate situation taken advantage of by this low life coco shunter Walsh, who quite possibly lived around the south shore of Gaypool when not at sea.:cool: :cool::cool:
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Elequently put Sir ....

That is indeed how this particular scenaro played out!!!

You would have noticed, would you not that the Ad on TV for the "Pleasure Beach" has the pensioner walking away from the camera decidedly BOW LEGGED stating "What kind of Cheese was that"

It MAY NOT have been Cheese ........ it could have been Bummer Walsh up to his old tricks again!!!! ........After all the pensioner was on the "PLEASURE" Beach!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
the hooded claw said:
Elequently put Sir ....

That is indeed how this particular scenaro played out!!!

You would have noticed, would you not that the Ad on TV for the "Pleasure Beach" has the pensioner walking away from the camera decidedly BOW LEGGED stating "What kind of Cheese was that"

It MAY NOT have been Cheese ........ it could have been Bummer Walsh up to his old tricks again!!!! ........After all the pensioner was on the "PLEASURE" Beach!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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The PLEASURE Beach area was indeed that to which i refered. Although the beach itself (the sand) around the area, cannot be regarded as pleasurable, if one is engaged in action with a young lady and one slips out in the throws of pleasure inadvertantly entering the sand. It can i assure you be a little on the painful side. You tend to end up with sand in your eye so to speak.
 
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