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yella

yella

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okfolks, its that time of the year , and at 1 o clock this afternoon i shall be heading for 2 weeks in sunnier climates,i hope no one misses me too much, just think 2 weeks of no sacasm, rick will be happy,i'm just letting you know so that you don't all think i have become a deserter, this is not, i repeat not an open invitation for lenny the scouser to come around and rob my house whilst i'm away. if i can get hold of a pc i will say hello to you all. enjoy the quiet ;)
 
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Wonder if he turned the lights off.
Did he shut the bathroom window?
Has he turned the water off? The outside tap did leak a bit.
Has he got his pasport?
Did he pack his reading glasses?
 
sacasm???

I was going to ask Yella WTF sacasm was, however, there's no point as he's on his holls. So i did the decent thing and looked it up on google:

Acronym Definition
SACASM Small Army Casualty Assessment Software Module

Doesn't make any f'n sense to me. What's he been using this software for? Is the site going to fold? Is Slobs dick going to fall off? Will Grunt buy a Gaylander this weekend? Who knows Yellas ****ed off and left us all in suspense.
 
Bloody hell, this sofa of Yellas is like really comfy. I wonder if there's owt worthwhile in the fridge ?.

Hey Slob, come on over and we'll have a party. Bring yer mates and we'll all jump up and down on the stairs and see if we can get them to collapse !.
Regards WP
 
yella disco said:
**** off you load of bastards, ive managed to sneak onto the outlaws pc just to see what im missing, ffs this spanish keyboard is a nightmare. do us a favour wes make sure yer tidy up only the doris will go spare if yer leave a mess ;)
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Righto chap, dunno if those marks will come off the bed sheet though.

Regards WP.
 
mondo said:
Ow CrUNT!
Wot that supposed to mean?
Yer gerrin as bad as that fat Lad on a bike for slaggin us Hippo lads off;) :p :D
Givower!
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me???? i don't slag anyone orf..... never!! not me! am inocent. it wasn't me !! abig boy did then ran away.....it was yella disco..yeah it was him
 
I wont slaggin you off, all I said was the bathroom was full of gaylander owners!!!!!!!!

If I was slagging you off I'd have added "doing their hair" or "having sex with themselves"

Goddd it dunt take much does it.

Any how it was Yella wot did it.
 
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