happy holidays

yes she beats me. if i do anything that she doesn't like she beats me. she has even tied me up and locked me in the cupboard under the stair. anyway i took her and the freelander to the seaside, we drove on the beach and guess what???? SHE got it stuck so i told her to stay in it while i went for help. i went to the pub for an hour and when i got back the paramedics were giving her heart massage the silly cow had sat in the thing till the tide came in.
good news the freelander is dead
bad news she isn't
i think i'll use the insurance money to hire a hit man then buy a defender with the wife's life insurance
dave freelanderless

yay!

wow.... that's kinda sad....if you don't like her that much then just divorce her, you are married to her ya know.

why did you marry her if she beats yoou??

i had to marry her or her and her sister were gonna beat me every day til i did and i can't divorce her cos she'll get real angry and beat me some more..
and she want the money for the freelander that i've already paid to a hitman.
so you could say i'm up paddle creek without a watsit!
dave

Freelander Dave

I know someone(not me at all) who could take her sailing for a weekend. Someone going overboard at night is just a tragic accident.
If I had disposed of my wife when I first met her I would be out by now

tcg

are they a friend of the Maxwell familly?

What type of wood don't float????????????????????????????

















Natalie wood.

how bout a log filled with rocks...or premium grade boulders??

what about wheresdildo747 wearing a pair of concrete shoes?

why would i want to wear concrete shoes??

ok concrete gimp suit then

why would i want to wear that?? if i was going swimming, id just wear a swimsuit

to please your live in sheep

oh ya...the sheep

My old father had a saying............. oh bollocks (no thats not the saying that was me)I can't be arsed.

your name was bollocks?? sweet!

I can see why you would want a "real landrover" make you look a bit tougher in front of the wife .. ha ha ha .. just friendly banter!

freelanders for ever!

thats not funny.. i wouldn't make love to her at christmas and she threated to stand on my n@b with her high heels so i had to pork the fat bitch. man even that mike tyson would run from her

delightful!