happy holidays

hi everyone
i'm Dave how are you all? i ve been wanting a land rover for more years than i care to remember. and atlast my wife relented and bought me one. my BIG problem with is this . it's a freelander.
does anyone know the best place to sell it or failing that a good place to park it so that it isn't there the next morning?
i would then have money to go out and buy a proper land rover, maybe a late model defender or county.

take care and have a good holiday
Dave

Welcome to the forum Dave, there's nothing wrong with a freelander. Some of the curbs at Tesco can be quite high!
Suppose it would seem a bit ungreatfull if you just asked the wife for the receipt?

thanks fishface220
there is nothing wrong with it that a trip to the crusher wouldn't sort out. all that plastic and fancy switches and the rest. i want my landrover to be tough and simple to work on.
i have to find a way to tell her insida da doors that this isn't what i meant. so if anyone can tell me how to explain to a woman that the land rover she bought me isn't what i call a land rover i'd be very grateful
dave

you could always crash it for the insurance...

how would i crash it without hurting myself???could i not just park someplce and hope it gets stolen, not that i think anyone would steal a freelander atleast not while there are still rav4's on the road.
dave

call the cops and report it stolen and push it down a ravine or something

sorry waldo but we don't have ravine around here maybe i could break it up for spares
dave

Jeez Slob you'r at it again.

it wasn't me !!a big boy did it and ran away

tahnk you slob for answering for me but i can manage myself so please don't do it agin. and you're right we don't have many ravines here in birmingham. but i still want to get rid of this bloody thing.

slob said:

sorry waldo but we don't have ravine around here maybe i could break it up for spares
dave

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do you have gullies, or big hills with rocks at the bottom??

Sell it to someone big fat and stupid.

in birmingham? are you for real? **** boy we have some dark places full of people of the night but no hills with rocks at the bottm.

doesn't wheresdildo already have a landy?

where do you off road then??

whree do you think?? off road of course

Oh I yes, but there must be other septics in Burmingum.

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whree do you think?? off road of course

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is there a big hill there??

some why??

push your freelander down it