Greenlaning in Northern France

a quick lesson in PR

1) nevva antagonise yo customers.
2) Yo customers are always rite - even when rong.
3) Always make it easy fur yo prospective customers to buy.
4) always give a bit more than expected.
5) one happy customer means they will come again.
6) one unhappy customer will tell lots of others.

now
1) go ask Accy or Roy fur advertising space and pay.
2) Put an ad in the "for sale" section with contact details
3) go find another forum.

nemily said:

thanx 4 accepting the apoligy (sorry cant spell today) id love 2 if i could but i cant sweet lol the prices only just cover costs as it is!!!
I am sorry tho its just so much presure as this is my parents only income as they moved over there 2 do this and i really want it to work for them.
The only thing i can do is to offer as much mud as u can stick to ur 4x4 from the off road course and maybe if im there i'll topless handwash ur filthy landy lol that any help????

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best offer i'm going to get today

ere mr mad hat man, i've just seen a disco with reg plate D3 MHM, you've not been to Newport Shropshire today av ya ?

nope - at least I cant remember being there

I do have 4 1/2 (sorry Si) cars - but a Disco aint one of them

reet then, seen as yer on a pr repair programme are yer gunna post a piccy of yer in a bikini then

The Mad Hat Man said:

nope - at least I cant remember being there

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even if yer was, yer werent in a disco wiv a private plate was yer

yella said:

reet then, seen as yer on a pr repair programme are yer gunna post a piccy of yer in a bikini then

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gerrorf ya perv - it wud upset the regulars

yella said:

reet then, seen as yer on a pr repair programme are yer gunna post a piccy of yer in a bikini then

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wasnt her offering to give ya a topless wash enough ?

The Mad Hat Man said:

nope - at least I cant remember being there

I do have 4 1/2 (sorry Si) cars - but a Disco aint one of them

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and seeing as it's was only 30 minutes ago you'd probably have needed a jump jet un all, i'll offer the bloke a fiver for it the next time i see him

Sean said:

i'll offer the bloke a fiver for it

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thas my kindo fella

why not just give him a dry slap fer avin a private plate in the fust place

nah i'm not a violent man, anyways i thought a fiver for a disco with a fancy plate was a very generous offer

Hey sean i fink you've pulled

Sirus said:

Hey sean i fink you've pulled

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i av ? - cool just dont tell the missis

The Mad Hat Man said:

thas my kindo fella

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see its always the old ones you gotta watch out for

Is Trewy hangin around here anall?

FFS just had a right snotty PM offa nellie the effalump talk about crap PR.

nice

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look i dont know wat i've done to make u so snappy but i apolagise. We have updated it but if its so crap why bother looking at it. We are doing our best to set up an off road centre cos that what we like doin not to make money. So how bout you get off my ****ing back i dont know or give a **** if u have a problem cos we're doing something ur not or cos im a girl doin it beta than u eva could but either way it aint my problem. Ur old enough to be my dad how bout u act like it. Anyway im off 2 find a site that welcomes fresh people into it and offers help not ridicule.
Good luck ur gonna need it.

Did I say summat Ah shunt ov.

hmmm i see the pr course dint werk then, kinell she must be on

either that or she really is a woman and just fergot ter get a sense of humour

yella you better look out now cos if that's was Red got for being polite i'd hate to see what ur gonna get fer askin for a bikini shot

as long as she dint tek it while shes on, i dint like blood