Good reading once in a while

I allus find " readers wives to be a good read " once in a while"
either that or Big Uns weekly

what about big jugs daily?

slob said:

what about big jugs daily?

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I stopped gettin that cos the paper lad kept stickin the pages tgether

ere ave got one about a paper boy this is true aswell....ma paper boy had teh crap habit of stuffing the wrong paper through the door ,then knocking on the door to ask for it back...one saturday ma car broke down so i left it wher eit was and when home. come sunday morning about 7:30 there's a knock at the door. i stick me head out the bedroom window and shout " why don't you **** orf and come back at a sensible time ya dosey ****"
later on that day mr. plod arrives to inform me that me car was found in flames the night before. he then tells me he was round earlier but i wasn't up.

Arrggghhh!

nice one slob

sorry for the delay in replyin but Mrs mondo thought it would be a good idea to press me nose to see if it still hurts????
Like the black eyes and swellin dunt give it away

FFS wimmin

that one of my favorites...poke! does that still hurt??

if yer a wife thinks she good in the kitchen ask her this.....
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk,
the milk's still in there ?

slob said:

that one of my favorites...poke! does that still hurt??

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Why dunt that surprise me

Thats wot she usually gets from me when shes not feelin too good

reet am out of beer, cidern vodka and ave only got the cheap red wine left that am keeping fer the neighbours, so am gonna retire