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[email protected]> Adrian wrote:
> Paul - xxx ([email protected]) gurgled happily, sounding much
> like they were saying :
>
>> So what? Who gives a flying fart, other than the tree-huggers, who's
>> 4x4 does what for the environment really?
>
> The point is NOT off-roaders used off-road. It's "Chelsea Tractors".
Oh I see, so now when we go off road we have to get a little slip signed
to say we've been off road and then we ARE allowed to use our 4x4s in
towns as well. It all suddenly makes sense, all this crap about
emmissions, pedestrian safety, intimidation etc... is all a cunning
smoke screen to ensure that everyone that owns a 4x4 uses it off road.
So, the solution to the problem is actually very simple, turn Hyde Park
into a huge off road play site and make it compulsory for all 4x4 owners
visiting or living in London to drive around the site, say, once a year
to get their special pass that allows the smug, self important curtain
twitchers to allow their neighbours to buy 4x4s because they use them
off road. Why Ken hasn't just announced this instead of banging on about
all this negative stuff I have no idea. There may have to be provision
for a "lesser" off road circuit that allows Subaru and other low ground
clearance 4x4s to get their certificate of "worthiness to own a 4x4" -
maybe cover Oxford street in a 3 inch deep layer of mud an s**t ?
There's certainly enough crap spouted by the environazis to cover most
of London's streets in a 3 inch deep layer.
There was me thinking that this was a completely indiscriminate campaign
against anyone who happened to have a transmission system capable of
driving all the wheels and all the time it's part of a larger plan to
get all 4x4s off road at least once a year ! This is obviously an
extension of previous schemes such as the "minimum of 12 inch ground
clearance speed bumps" and the infamous "articulation testing potholes"
that our Ken has been so keen to install into the streets around his
town.
I wonder why none of this comes across from the campaigners, I mean, I'd
obviously misinterpreted their slogan "drive 4x4s off our roads" silly
me thought they wanted to stop us driving them altogether and in reality
they are actually campaigning for more off road sites - more power to
their elbow I say.
cheers
Dave W.
http://www.yorkshireoffroadclub.net/