Been snoopin around the forum for a while, no questions as yet until now - bought a Freelander 1.8 last year in the snow - last 4x4 left for sale in the world! Then checked what they're like - oh sh*t. HGF 3 days after purchase - dealer fixed it though out of the kindness of his heart. I've bought matches but not used them just yet. Anyhooo, the question is - how can a Freelander be gay, it's tempremental, quirky and expensive - clearly female....
Gaylander?
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Because it offroads like you imagine a faggot would 
plus it looks like something elton john would drive……..and hippo owns one
I'd use the matches and claim your insurance then get a real LR
plus it looks like something elton john would drive……..and hippo owns oneI'd use the matches and claim your insurance then get a real LR
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If you start it up and put a brick on the pedal you can get it to light itself up about the only useful thing it'll probably do
However I'd go for the long wick in the petrol tank method, sit back in a deck chair with some beers and watch it go up in flames
about the only useful thing it'll probably doHowever I'd go for the long wick in the petrol tank method, sit back in a deck chair with some beers and watch it go up in flames
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leslander?
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:doh: a petrol one:doh: ffs.The last 4x4 for sale ........
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They're not gay and nor are thier owners. Nowt wrong wiv Freelanders.
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:welcome2:freelanders arnt bad as long they are TD4s
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I couldn't have said it better,
I thought it might be befitting
I'll find out tomorrow
not been in there for a while due to landrover problems on the plus side I made a good deal with dad about paying the bill bought him some roof bars for his disco and he's paying the bill for my glow plugs and labour
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Nice one, where would we be without Dads
hahaha they're helpful
roof bars cost me about £65 delivered the glowplugs and labour are about £100 after VAT
