fun things to do in a tractor

Just thought i would kick tis one off [ 1 ] drive it to the outy back place [2] fit a camouflage cushion [3] overtake a snail [4] do 65 mph [5] get it more dirty than a silo truck [6] scrap it . . .thats bout it really less someone knows more. . . Ming

sounds good to me, but i have to say not much passes me in the 90, 4x4 or silly little car, it takes some catching but saying that they do pass when i'm filling up......19 to the gallon is a bugger!

come on ming is the best you can do is to bring out the old reliable outy back place? you soon have worn them keys out on yer keyboard. and what would a freelander driver know about over takin unless its while being towed by a 111 which brings me to one more thing to do in a 'tractar'
tow a freelander to the nearest landrover dealers

and if you tried to scrap a freelander the scrapy would tell you ferk orf " nufin salvagable there mate! its all ****".." and don't you be leaving yer curling tongs here!"

Push it orft a cliff with the owner inside . . .Ming

Push it orft a cliff with the owner inside

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Then drive back it back up the cliff.

Oh, I like it in here.

If I buy a Freelander (just to polish of a Sunday you unnerstan', wouldn't be seen dead driving it, couldn't, haven't any kids see, not allowed after the last genetic experiment!) can I stay?

Those nasty Tratter' boys, they're all rufty & tufty & don't use hair gel or nuffink. Can I stay in here? can I, can I?

'Course you can Marcus me old china, come and sit at our table, wot you drinking it's my round.

How do you qualify to invite me? You don't got one Grunt me ol' mate, you got a ratty ol' fecker much the same as us tratter' boys. You dont use hair gel & Clarins, you drives a proper Land Rover.............Mind you, if it's any one else's round, I'm there!

bloody purists! they dont like us you know,

what makes a proper LR anyway?

dead easy dude!! it has to work!

and has to be able to tackle wet grass

Try and drive it on a motorway above 65 mph but do it at night so the nasty freelander guys wont see ya [and wet themselfs laughing] you would have to fit those modern things called lights though. . . Ming

mine does 90,

Dreamer nothin but a dreamer

really!!!!!!! you have to flog it, but it does! bet you can get your freelander to 65, with the help of the recovery truck

How do you qualify to invite me?

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'Cos it was my round. Now who's getting the beer in mine's a Guinness.

Dreamer nothin but a dreamer

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"Can you put your hands in your head oh no"

Very good Grunt. . .do you dress up when you sing in ya tractor wiv ya piggy mates. . .camouflage or pink, Ming

We dress up in over trousers if it's realy muddy, and we sing 'cos we're enjoying ourselves, not because the CD player stopped working when we switched the curling tongs on.

Pink for me, just in case I have to rescue a freelander owner.

OINK OINK.