mrs bucket
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EEEK! a girl
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To answer the queries above and ask one question
a. a fiery fred (its not what you think) is a bloody strong blow yer mouth off mans cough drop
b. She's hotter than a gaylander in an M5 tailback
c. There are 30 green lanes in my neck of the woods
d. I dont fink she likes it dirty (snigger) she looks clean and wears makeup an womens type clothing
e. Rubber waders is your fetish not mine
Question, Sirus, what the feck is a vase??????????
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i'll keep me eyes open fer a red depender (probly at the bottom of a hill) with a pretty gurl up to her tits in mud struggling with a heavy gate in the rain but with a pretty flower attached to her attire then! I'm out and about in the "30+lanes" part of kernow today, see ya there!
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Phone me if yer gets stuck - I'll come and rescue her. 
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its short for vaseline just make sure you take plenty with you
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FFS where do you keep yer flowers? In a buckit?
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sounds like a good plan, just dont try to show off lol, or it could all end in tears
u need to find urself a country girl by the sounds of it lol one that doesnt mind getting muddy (and has a rich farming dad if possible )
good luck mate, and have fun
u need to find urself a country girl by the sounds of it lol one that doesnt mind getting muddy (and has a rich farming dad if possible
)good luck mate, and have fun
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TheVengefulElephant
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aw! - yu ol' romantic, Nelly
Daft have you learnt nuffink over the centuries?
Flowers am the way into a girls pan... heart.
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yu gorra lot to learn, Nelly - big meal and diamonds. flowers die.
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Flowers are what men buy their wives when they feel guilty about the affair they're having!
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Ere Oddy whats that florist number again??
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sez the noolee married man!
Trewey
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The way into a wummins pants is via the shoe shop.
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yer mean t say that buyin a burd a set of nice snap-on screwdrivers isn't the way foward..........bastid thats where i have been going wrong
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but if yer gotta 12" dick then it's a foot so i guess that works too!!!
I never found Little Richard that romantic
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yer either being ironic calling 12" dick "little richard" or it's yer doris' nickname for it and yer a lucky man!!!
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