Driven to join by 'characterful' Discovery

Hi everyone! I'm Now the proud owner of a Discovery 300TDI, and having been a landy owner in the past, I know I will need the moral support, wealth of knowledge and particularly the sense of humour that seems to be the mainstay of a forum like this!
Having had my Disco less than 24 hours I have already had to call on the expertise of this forum twice! She even gently lowered me onto the seat bars this morning as the seat sling ever so slowly (and determinedly) split into two. Looks like you may be seeing a lot of me!

That's caused by wee rotting the rubber, sniff the seat to confirm.
There's lots of desperate and pervy men on here (including me) so no sexual innuendos please and no crying.
Welcome!

Eww! I'll try not to cry...so far I keep laughing as I'm being constantly surprised.
Driving home earlier, whilst sat on what feels for all the world like a couple of narrow planks, (having already had to sit in the car park for 20 minutes before the immobiliser decided to let me start the engine) I wondered quite what I had managed to get myself in to! Then getting home I realised that the internal light has now decided not to turn off once the doors are closed, and now needs 'caressing' into the 'off' position in order to turn it off! I Tried telling her that being constantly turned on would be really draining....but as with every 'characterful' act so far she chose to ignore me.
I wonder what delights 'Diva' Disco has in store for me tomorrow!

Now come on I think we both now that you need to change your avatar picture.......



Lard ass

Hello and welcome

Tanglefooted said:

Hi everyone! I'm Now the proud owner of a Discovery 300TDI, and having been a landy owner in the past, I know I will need the moral support, wealth of knowledge and particularly the sense of humour that seems to be the mainstay of a forum like this!
Having had my Disco less than 24 hours I have already had to call on the expertise of this forum twice! She even gently lowered me onto the seat bars this morning as the seat sling ever so slowly (and determinedly) split into two. Looks like you may be seeing a lot of me!

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Welcome.

If you are maybe looking for a local club to join:
http://www.cvlrc.co.uk/

More into trials, but a good club and lots of helpful people.

Thanks Littelwill!
And thanks for that Marmaduke! It certainly didn't help me feel the lightest of weights when the seat gave way! Started the morning with a definite sinking feeling

Thanks BHP, I'll take a look

Welcome to the mad zone, characterfull ??? Oh northern for ERM troublesome

Northern??? Lol I'm South of Watford Gap....isn't that the unofficial north/south divide?

Tanglefooted said:

Northern??? Lol I'm South of Watford Gap....isn't that the unofficial north/south divide?

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Oh I think it could be as I'm sarf lundun

biketeacherdave said:

Oh I think it could be as I'm sarf lundun

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That's proper South! But yeah, characterful on a good day, troublesome on a bad one!

Tanglefooted said:

That's proper South! But yeah, characterful on a good day, troublesome on a bad one!

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See you are northern lol

biketeacherdave said:

See you are northern lol

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You got me! (Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was born 'oop norff' in Doncaster....moved when I was 5, but you know what they say...you can take the girl out of the North but you can't take the North out of the girl)

Tanglefooted said:

You got me! (Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was born 'oop norff' in Doncaster....moved when I was 5, but you know what they say...you can take the girl out of the North but you can't take the North out of the girl)

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Don't worry, you can't help it