disco 71's rant fred

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got a bitch around here that has a kid that has a 666 birth mark on his forehead have been so tempted to say to her look we'll have a fookin whip round and russtle up some cash for a baby sitter for you :mad:

well mine picked up a bag of toys ( kept in the pub ) and was sat out in the sun with me in the beer garden :mad:
 
So it was the old codger that spat his dummy out then :D

not me for once ! mrs said i'm surprised you kept yer temper.......not going to frighten jnr by kicking off.....anita spent the next 2 hours talking me out of going back down the pub !
 
****ing cant stand people that bring kids to the pubs!Makes the que at the bar longer:D:p
Also th same goes for old peps! :beer2:
 
well mine picked up a bag of toys ( kept in the pub ) and was sat out in the sun with me in the beer garden :mad:

this little fecker i'm on about runs around the snooker club taking fookin balls off the snooker tables and runnin off with um :mad:
and all she does is is fookin moan about her old man not doing his share looking after the little bastid! think he knows where he's best off , still would'nt spare him a good fooking off if he was about though:mad::mad::mad::5bbanghead:
 
this little fecker i'm on about runs around the snooker club taking fookin balls off the snooker tables and runnin off with um :mad:
and all she does is is fookin moan about her old man not doing his share looking after the little bastid! think he knows where he's best off , still would'nt spare him a good fooking off if he was about though:mad::mad::mad::5bbanghead:

slap the little **** !

when the old **** farked off one of the other locals that i get on well with who owns a defender said i can see his point she might get burnt by a fag ! my reply was in a non smokin pub ?
 
this little fecker i'm on about runs around the snooker club taking fookin balls off the snooker tables and runnin off with um :mad:
and all she does is is fookin moan about her old man not doing his share looking after the little bastid! think he knows where he's best off , still would'nt spare him a good fooking off if he was about though:mad::mad::mad::5bbanghead:


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this little fecker i'm on about runs around the snooker club taking fookin balls off the snooker tables and runnin off with um :mad:
and all she does is is fookin moan about her old man not doing his share looking after the little bastid! think he knows where he's best off , still would'nt spare him a good fooking off if he was about though:mad::mad::mad::5bbanghead:
Assuming thats a pay to play pool table too?That does take the ****.:doh:
 
So if it bothers you, why play a 'gurls game' in the first place?
A hunter/gatherer like you would prefer something more manly - like darts :D

did i miss something or did you? did i not say "snooker club" ? proper game not a knock about on a postage stamp with a bucket in eack corner and 2 down the side rails
 
:D :D Didn't take much to rattle your cage did it?!?! :D :D

having had about 4 hours sleep in the last 48 and driving 250 + miles through the night dont improve my already B.A.
on top of driving 450+ miles round trip to sit watching a load of french "big" carp pop up dead on the surfice all week while the owners just sit back and rob us blind (4 euros for a pint and 2 for a for bloody shower) :mad:
wonder i did'nt end up banged up in a french jail :mad::mad:
 
having had about 4 hours sleep in the last 48 and driving 250 + miles through the night dont improve my already B.A.
on top of driving 450+ miles round trip to sit watching a load of french "big" carp pop up dead on the surfice all week while the owners just sit back and rob us blind (4 euros for a pint and 2 for a for bloody shower) :mad:
wonder i did'nt end up banged up in a french jail :mad::mad:

Disco71! Help! Gramps is gonna have a seizure! :D :doh:
 
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